CODA – Part 69: Porn Don’t Go Platinum

CODA

RECORD STORE TALES PART 69:  Porn Don’t Go Platinum

Back in June, I posted an old story called Porn Don’t Go Platinum.  It was part 69, and how could I resist posting a story about a time that porn came into our stores?  It didn’t happen often.  Probably less than five times in my experience.  People didn’t get it; just because we bought and sold CD’s and DVD’s didn’t mean we bought and sold that kind.  Nor did I want to touch somebody’s used porn movies.

Anyway I kind of assumed at the time that I’d start getting random hits for Google searches about porn.  Which is what happened.  Pretty much every day, I get hits for the following terms.

69 porn

real 69 porn

69porno kiss

Sometimes, throw this one in.  Cheaper people, I’m assuming.

free 69 porn

That’s fine, whatever.  Then I got this one.  Go back and read the original post and you’ll see why:

missing teeth porn -old

But then I started noticing really weird ones.  Here’s one for example:

japen lebrains for the first time fuck

If anybody can tell me what that means…don’t.  I don’t wanna know.

10 comments

    1. I am so uncleeeeeeeeaaaaannn! Ahahahaha.

      Seriously man, all you need is knowledge of a couple of swear words and Google and you could be a gynecologist in 30 seconds. You might think that’s pervy, but it’s true!

      Of all the internet rules, I believe in Rule 34 the most. Seriously, that search string on your blog? It really was just a sick puppy firing in random key words. These people exist, they have internet connections and they are everywhere. Honestly, I’d rather they were sitting at home, clicking their mouse while lathered up in whipped cream and touching themselves than out in the street trying to fulfill some sicko fantasy on non-consenting people.

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      1. I calls it as I sees it, man. What goes on behind closed doors between consenting adults is not the business of anyone else but those adults. It’s when they bring their kink up against people who don’t want it, THAT’S when we’re gonna have some words.

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