RECORD STORE TALES Part 140: For I Have Dined On Honeydew
Back in 19xx, I decided to do a road trip to get some proverbial “good lobster”. I took T-Rev with me, not because he likes seafood (“nothing that swims” was his slogan) but because you need a road trip companion for a 2 hour drive to get lunch!
We both had Sundays off. We ditched the record store, and hit the road one Sunday morning for Kincardine, Ontario, home of Pelican’s Roost. It was the best lobster place in the province. It’s not there anymore, but it sure was awesome. T-Rev brought some road tapes. He was always the master of making road tapes. I remember he did one that was basically the best of Use Your Illusion I and II. Another one collected the best tunes by Four Horsemen.
Problem: The Roost was closed! It didn’t open again until 5. I sheepishly apologized to Trevor and asked if it was cool if we stayed until they opened. He agreed, in the meantime we had lunch at Hawg’s Breath.
Then, we killed time looking for discs.
Kincardine didn’t have a record store then (it did in the late 80’s/early 90’s), but it did have a discount shop with a few thousand used discs to go through. The great thing about out of the way places like this was finding weird stuff that was valuable, that nobody realized was valuable.
What T-Rev bought that day was not valuable. It was, however, just too weird not to buy. So he did. What the hell were with those track titles? “Muffle That Fart” was sure to be a top smash hit.
That certainly worked up an appetite for some lobster!
The Pelican’s Roost opened, and I put that unsightly album cover behind me! I ordered the lobster tail with butter while T-Rev had the chicken. We returned home with full bellies, and a disc that was just too weird to leave behind!
I love road trip stories. Even better, I love going on road trips!
I also love out-of-the-way places where they have piles of discs and nobody knows what they have. The chances of hitting gold are too tantalising to resist.
But that album cover, man. THAT takes the cake! That is a thing of beauty. I mean, imagine going to all the work of making a record, and then choosing to do THAT for your cover art. It’s total artistic expression! It’s GORGEOUS! It may be among the greatest album covers ever. Ahahahahaha I love it!
Also, you didn’t tell us if YOU got anything that day. Did you find any actual treasures in the unknown heaps in the backwaters of Kincardine?
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Nah. All I got out of it was the lobster. (worth it!)
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I don’t know how we got this image, maybe we wore too many robes in the ’70s…
—Geddy Lee
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I’m all for robes to make a big comeback, Phillip!
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i hope she meant it as a “comedy album” (i can’t remember…i did listen to it though!) I wonder how many other “shots” they took that didn’t make it as the cover!
classic!
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She looks like my kind of woman! I’ve never eaten lobster…. sounds tasty :(
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Tastier than haggis :)
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No way! I LOOOVVVEEEE Haggis. Maybe Judas Priest can write a song about the mysterious Haggis at some point…?
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Sure why not? They wrote a song about frickin’ TRANSFORMERS for cryin’ out loud.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it — “Hellrider”. Megatron is name-dropped right there in the lyrics. Megatron. See for yourself!
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I wouldn’t put it past them although Halford’s always making up words like that. It was only a matter of time before he came up with Megatron! I’ll check the lyrics but I might have to take your word for it.
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He could have made up a better word than Megatron…what’s next? Optimus Prime?
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Dinobot? They could have fit that word into Loch Ness surely?
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Good point. Let’s email Rob and start a petition to include MORE Transformers.
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YES :D
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“The Bumblebee crashes through the night / while the Decepticons take flight…”
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You’re definitely on to something with this! I’m not going to join in though cause I don’t know any of their names… is there one called Starscream? :S
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Yes! He’s the white jet.
In the latest issue, Transformers #85, Starscream helped Optimus Prime finally kill Megatron. Yup, Megatron’s dead. Sorry about your luck Halford. Better change the lyrics.
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Dead? But for how long? Can someone not just build him again? Or does it not work like that? Optimus Prime has died before has he not? Hey, maybe I’m more up on this stuff than I realised!
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Yes and no…Megatron has “died” twice before. I’m talking strictly just the Marvel comics continuity from 1984-present. But writer Simon Furman has stated when the series reaches 100, that’s it, over, finito. So I assume when he killed off Megatron in 85, that’s it. I’m sure it will be. Besides, there are worse baddies out there then Megatron. In fact, the very page after Megatron dies…Galvatron emerges from the ice. And Galvatron is way, WAY worse.
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Isn’t Galvatron a Glen Campbell song? No, I give up now. I’ve exhausted my, already limited, Transformers knowledge.
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Maybe Rob and Glen need to team up and do a Transformers rock opera.
Incidentally I was working on an Optimus Prime trilogy with my sister, she just never had the interest in it that I did though. Shame. It could have been a huge hit.
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It could have been a follow-up to the classic “Evil Kirk”!
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Well, that was the plan. Alas. Perhaps next year.
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You know, if it’s done properly, haggis is lovely. First time I had it, at a ceildh here in Ontario, it was disgusting. Next time though, in Scotland, it was lovely. I think it takes somebody who knows what the hell they are doing when they’re making it to help you like it.
Speaking of fun stuff to eat, we were out at a friends’ place for dinner last night, and he made a jambalaya that included kangaroo meat. Never had that before. It was GOOD!
Priest has a Transformers song? And is it on the movie soundtrack?
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Kangaroo? I would try that! I would like to try just about everything, once. Still waiting for a chance to try truffles.
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Truffles are good. The kangaroo was really good too. Of course, the sauce for the jambalaya was heavy on the cayenne, so probably just about anything would have tasted awesome! ;)
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That is without doubt one of the all time most awful album covers. Congratulations on finding it. Extraordinary.
Kangaroo is okay. Not as nice as ostrich. Or Alligator. Or venison heart. Or Squirrel. Or goat…
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Venison HEART? I’m intrigued! I have had alligator though. Tastes like chicken :)
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What? Awful album cover? No way, man! That thing is a work of art. GORGEOUS! Face it, she got there years before Rihanna did.
Yep, I liked Kangaroo. Ostrich is awesome in burger form. Mmmmm. Alligator and snake, both were like chicken. I also ate choclate covered fire ants and grasshoppers. Venison heart, YES! Really, any part of bambi is good for me. And elk. Gotta get you some elk. So much meat on one animal, could feed a family for a winter. And it is so lean. Amazing. And moose! Game-y, but beautiful. And bison! No fat at all. Perfect as a roast with onions and garlic and potatoes and carrots and… oh man I am so hungry just talking about it. Dude, I’m hungry. Let’s eat something that used to be alive!!
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I draw the line at insects. And tequila worms. A friend just bought me a tequila lollipop complete with worm inside. Not pleasant…
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I’v e had deep fried worm…tasted like potato chips. This does not count any insects that have flown into my mouth while biking in the summer time!
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