WTF Search Terms XXVI: Fan Favourites – Derek Kortepeter ‘RAGEQUIT’ edition
LeBrain readers may recall Derek Kortepeter’s experimental instrumental music from a couple reviews that I posted here last year. Derek, who has his own fine Mixolydian Blog, wanted to take a guest shot at WTF Search Terms — the bizarre search terms that I sometimes find has brought people here to mikeladano.com. From that heap of puzzlement and filth, Derek has picked his 10 favourites. Enjoy!
1. gene simmons is a wanker
And a plonker, muppet, and bellend. I enjoy British swear words too!
2. film porno women shit and piss
This must have been a list of “to-do’s”
1. Film porno
4. And piss
3. animation whores weaing glasses acquire screwed 7
One of the failed operating systems programmed by Microsoft. Still not as bad as Vista.
4. i would like to hear a song on the cults weapon of choice album
Um, me too I guess. I’m more partial to their record Sonic Temple.
5. porn mcgangbang
The original name for McDonald’s Big Mac. Too bad they changed it, children could have learned some new vocabulary to tell mom and dad!
6. guy porn fuck she male real play mp4 down
Would you like some coffee with your LSD?
7. silent knight porn
The modern twist on an old Christmas classic!
We are all nokoffs friend.
9. swedish made penis
Not interested, I like my Welsh penis just fine.
10. david lee roth in assless chaps
What the fuck is wrong with you man?!?!?! Nobody wants to see that. I’m still recovering from seeing the 2007 reunion concert and watching Diamond Dave balance a top hat on his ding-a-ling!!!! I’m not fucking kidding!!!!!
Thanks Derek for this disturbing installment of WTF Search Terms! Check out his music at Mixolydian Blog!