Summer is here. To quote Glenn Frey, the heat is on. For me, the best part of summer is Sausagefest. I submitted my song list months ago. I have recorded my bits. I have also shorn my mane. Unlike Samson, without my hair I am stronger! In this summer heat, camped out in the Valley, hair is not an asset, even for a metal head.
Uncle Meat, Sausagefest’s esteemed music curator and co-founder, tells me that this year is a complete reboot. For the first time in years, they have ditched the exclusions list, so all songs were on the table for votes. In prior years, we would have a list of songs that had been used before that could not be voted for again. This year, even perennials like “Tom Sawyer” were up for votes. It’s going to be an interesting weekend.
As for actual prep, I’ve bought a new tent. I have my Coleman Biowipes. My cooler is at the ready and I bought a fucking machete.
Nine days til the rock!
Shaved head! Attaboy! Now you look like Statham!
I like that all songs are available. That’s gonna rock.
And a tent! How posh!
Also, dude, um… a machete? There a lot of undergrowth to hack through to get to the site? A lot of bears to chase off in the night? Did you seriously sit there last year and think’you know what, I need a goddamn machete. Next year, I’m bringing one!’ Haha what the hell?!?!
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Exactly! It’s perfect to hack the branches, and carve out a shady spot in which to park my car and pitch my tent. I seem to have lost my cooking fork though, so I need to get one of those this weekend.
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You’ll be the most dangerous man there! Haha
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Probably but not because of the machete!
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Is it too late to add this to the Sausagefest playlist?
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Hahaha yes I’m afraid so! All recording and sequencing is done, complete, finished.
I know that Jeff Woods and Craig Fee have recorded bits. I am sure others have too. Last year they got the guy from Orange Goblin to introduce a song!
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I would like to hear those Jeff Woods and Craig Fee bits sometime if you have them, and could send them to me. That is awesome about the dude from Orange Goblin.
P.S. There is a new product I’ve been hearing a lot of good things about. It might come in handy on this trip. I believe it is called beer. ;)
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I heard that too!
Sure when it’s done they will send me the bits, and I can send to you if you will keep them private. They record the bits knowing it’s for private use.
Last year Woods roasted me. “Who the fuck is LeBrain? I’m the real legend of classic rock goddammit! ”
We tried to get Munenori Kawasaki from the Blue Jays to record a bit, but he did not understand “Always pay your rock and roll taxes.”
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Any of that kind of stuff from this year, other years etc. I would relish, but then I will have to ketchup on my listening. I will keep them to myself as well.
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No problem. I can send you some bits when I have the chance. Uncle Meat did an incredible and hilarious version of American Pie, called American Lie. He wrote all new lyrics. You may know how long that song is? And it’s all lyrics. He worked on that sucker and he’s rightfully proud of it.
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You know many dudes from Helix. They would be great to give a shout out for next year. Brian Vollmer givin’ you an R, leading into the playing of Rock You would kick some serious ass.
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Brent was invited one year.
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Uncle meat is probably a hoot at an event like this.
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I can’t even describe. I’m sure the pictures and videos speak for themselves.
Got my camera ready to make another video.
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I take it he didn’t show. Perhaps a new song of his could be debuted at Sausagefest 2016. I’m not sure exactly what he is doing now, but I am sure it’s been a while since a new song.
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It has been. Brent does video and photography now. We’ve been talking about doing a video for ages.
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Perfect. There is your shot. Perhaps a few Dave FM regulars could be voices in something, Raymond, Belinda, Macho Man, Nigel, Marko etc.
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Well shorn!
Looking forward to seeing that sausagefest countdown – hopefully another musical performance & stagedive too!
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Thanks Geoff! My understanding is that there will be live bands once again. Whether I sing or not depends…I’m not good at remembering all the words to songs.
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To paraphrase one of my favourite Oscar Wilde lines, anyone can sing words “accurately” but you’d sing with great feeling!
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Mike Patton changed the words to War Pigs live. He changed “Day of Judgement, God is calling,” to “Mla mla mla mla mla mla mla mlkaaaaaahogiffggg!”
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A foreshadowing of Sausagefest 2015, but I am sure you could do a way better job.
I have no idea why is not in STP anymore.
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I brought a machete camping once, and I’ve got the scar on my leg to prove it.
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I really want to avoid any injuries this year.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a sausage.
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WINNER
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I had to go back and read what Sausagefest was all about. It sounds awesome! I got out camping in Algonquin with my good friends from way back every October and it sounds similar, minus the top 100: lots of beer, meat, and laughs. Enjoy!
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So fun man! This year the songs have been cut. 75 was the target but I hear that because of the great songs coming they couldn’t narrow it down that far. It’ll be a Top 78 or something!
Just because of the amount of skits and tunes, the nights often run to 3 am and people fall asleep. So we needed to shorten the nights.
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Yeah. We used to drink until sunrise but most of us can’t make it that late any more. Age happens to the best of us.
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/man-arrested-with-machete-in-pants-in-mount-forest-1.3114078
Is that a machete in your pants, or are you excited to go to Sausagefest?
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Aw man! You look like you’re on the verge of a ‘Falling Down’ episode. Only with a machete. Brilliant.
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Jeez! Who’s the friggin’ psycho in the last picture? alert the authorities!
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I think I look rather harmless, personally!
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Whatever you say scary, armed man. Now let’s just keep nice and calm until the sharpshooters, sorry I mean negotiators get here.
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You might not realize this, but much of Canada is still wilderness. In fact just tonight I had to machete a path to my car through the head-high weeds and bushes.
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Was that right around 4:20?
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Was that right around 4:20?
Too bad Rita Mcneil wasn’t alive to help.
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Not just any machete…a FUCKING machete!!
And one up for the biowipes! I know how you’ve had some issues locating them in past years!
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I saved the resealable package from last year! As long as I don’t get sick with explosive shits I’ll be fine.
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Just make sure the sauseege is fully cooked and bring imodium -you’ll be fine. lol
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I wonder if they are called Bio wipes because they are biodegradable or because your shit is a form of biohazard during Sausagefest. You better bring the Hazmat suit as well this year.
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