WTF Search Terms: Joey Tempest Strikes Back edition

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WTF Search Terms XXVII:  Joey Tempest Strikes Back edition

Been a long time since I rock and rolled?  Hardly!  I just rock and rolled last night actually.  But it has been a long time since we’ve seen some WTF Search Terms!  (The last was in March.)  These are the most bizarre of the bizarre search terms that somehow led people to mikeladano.com.  Today’s instalment includes a couple for the Dark Lord of the Sith himself: Joey Tempest (you devil, you!) and a fair share of farts.

First up, a follow-up to the bizarre Joey Tempest Conspiracy Theory (TM):

  • satanic signs of joey tempest

I think the next person was looking for Joey aka Joakim Larsson as well!

  • presinor in paradies song

Here ya go, fella!  This would actually be the first album with Fake Joey.

Here are some fart and bowel related search terms:

  • thunder fart piss
  • how to rip on coworker who is constipated
  • white lion till death do us fart
  • faith no more farts

The video where Mike Patton farts into his microphone is called You Fat Bastards: Live at the Brixton Academy.  Here ya go, fella!* 20 seconds in. You’re welcome. You’re all welcome!

Here’s an old classic for you.  Were you aware that the Boobsy Animation Whore Wearing Glasses Acquired Screwed series was up to Part 7 already?

  • boobsy animation whores wearing glasses acquire screwed hardcore part 7

The question below is one I have often wondered.  Not really a WTF, but a good question.  Should they have called the album something else?

  • why did cinderella release “long cold winter” album in may

In England, it was released in July.  Imagine that!

Then, the below search term is a belief I do hold.  It’s OK if you don’t but why are you searching for this?  Is there one definitive authority who “knows” this?  (If so, let it be me?)

Finally, I’d like to close this batch of search terms with a guy who, well, he hasn’t been featured in WTF search terms for a long time.  His last appearance was WTF Search Terms XVI, back in February 2014.   Please welcome back the founder and bare buttocks of W.A.S.P., Mr. Steven Edward Duren aka Blackie Lawless!

  • biggest ass in leather
  • black lawless is an arse hole

Thank you, goodnight!

* Yes I made the assumption that the searcher was male.  Because farts.

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  3. Haha I love these WTF posts. I’ve truly missed the Boobsy Animation Whores. Honest!

    Also, I’m not sure “biggest ass in leather” is specific enough to point directly to Blackie Lawless. It could just be someone with a fetish for large asses in leather. IT WASN’T ME, I SWEAR!

    Also, Thunder Fart Piss just sounds… dangerous.

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    1. Aaron, science has proven that Blackie Lawless is the biggest ass in leather. (Good on you to notice that I did that though!)

      I know, sadly, that I have thunder fart pissed.

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  7. I forgot to tell you MIke – I had my first WTF search term recently!
    “inverted butthole”
    I think I must have mentioned the butthole surfers and inverse correlation together, perhaps not what the searcher was seeking!

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    1. HAHAHAHH! Oh man. Welcome to the club, sir. Welcome.

      I unfortunately have probably seen the picture he is looking for. It’s one of those things somebody shows you and you look before you realize they were punking you.

      Prankster – “Hey Mike have you seen the new Maiden album cover?”

      Me – “No, I…OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! MY EYES! MY EYES!”

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        3. Oh! Speaking of which — I have a series starting tomorrow. I hope you don’t mind the flattery, but so far I’ve managed to come up with graphs for 4 of 5 posts. All with links to you for inspiration of course. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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        4. Awesome! Though according to Guy Kawasaki (he wrote a short book I just read about social media), “Linking is the sincerest form of flattery” – so I appreciate the sincerity either way!

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        6. It was a nice quick read (though for me, the number of social media options that exist is just overwhelming) – but the book brought me to 23/50 done for my 50 book pledge, so I can’t complain!
          Enjoy your Sunday Mike!

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        7. Thanks, you too!

          This is my main social media, second would be Facebook followed by Twitter. I don’t have Instagram, or whatever the kids are using these days.

          Time for a ‘fee.

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      1. I think he eats whatever your mom makes him.
        The questuon would be is it a Joey Tempest fart, or a fake Joey Tempest fart. The only way to find out is to compare it to the fart in a bottle that the Joey Tempest fan club has.

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  12. August 7, 2015 at 5:12 pm
    ‘”Paul Is Dead: The Amazing Beatles Conspiracy’, ‘Lennon Lives! Why John Isn’t Dead’ and ‘George! Satan’s Favorite Beatle”’.
    Okay, so listen. Why Lennon Lives ? Why John Isn’t Dead ? Because his spirit possessed The Real Joey Tempest. This demon took Joey’s body and forced Joey’s soul out of the body. This happened 26 years ago. That’s why The Real Joey Tempest is not alive. Demon killed him. It’s Lennon and that’s why he acts, looks like a devil from hell and wrote songs like “Demon head”, “Devil sings the blues”, “You devil you”, “The beast”. There are photos and videos where similarity is obvious when it comes to looks, music, as a proof. If you want and care to know and see this truth, and you should, you will find them by yourselves.

    How can you all be so blind, cruel and heartless?! You really are not people, only monsters too! How can you laugh and make fun of what i said here?! It’s the whole truth and it’s very seroius! Why can’t you even think about it for a minute?! How can you be so empty?! You have no brains, no hearts and you will all pay dearly for that one day, you will see!!

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