WTF SEARCH TERMS XXX: Fenway Park Dicks edition with Derek Kortepeter
Holy cow! It’s the 30th edition of WTF Search Terms! Please welcome back the talented multi-instrumentalist, the scourge of gamers, the nemesis of Donald Trump’s Youtube supporters…Derek Kortepeter! Derek always enjoys the WTF Search Terms — those whacky things that people type into search engines and somehow wind up here. No Joey Tempest search terms made the list this time. Sorry folks, but that’s not Derek’s fault! Without further adieu, here are Derek’s 10 favourite recent search terms from the mikeladano.com hit parade, with his commentary!
1. ladano love girl
Clearly the name of Mike’s unreleased debut album that was leaked in 2003.
2. buddies compare dicks urinal
Tell me wherever these urinals are and I will make sure to avoid them. No it has nothing to do with insecurities about my penis size…
3. cocksuckers chicken jacked me
Sounds like the crime spree of stealing chickens is now an epidemic. I can see it now turning into a video game: “CTA: Chicken Theft Auto.” Will it offend politicians, Jack Thompson, and Anita Sarkeesian as much as Grand Theft Auto? Time will tell.
4. fenway park trough urinal where all the dicks hang out
OK now I have one more reason to not be a fucking Red Sox fan. Jesus Christ.
5. deer foot gun rack
A gun rack made entirely of deer feet seems a little useless. I mean, will it actually hold your rifle?
[LeBrain interjects: Yes Derek, it does hold a rifle. See? Here’s mine.]
My summer sausage is always free. No need to shop online.
7. video porno de ladano
Something you want to tell us Mike?
8. girl gets interestet with wanker on train porno
Just a PSA, huffing paint thinner and using Google is not recommended.
9. sarah e. dunsworth tits
“Tits” sure is an awkward last name, but this is what appears on her birth certificate.
10. gene simmons is a wanker
Gene can’t possibly be a wanker. I doubt his dick has worked in years. That’s the tradeoff for having that tongue. You have to make a trade with the dick fairy to get a tongue that big. What? I thought this was common knowledge?