The Week of Flaming Turds – Feedback
I hope you enjoyed the Week of Flaming Turds here at mikeladano.com. When you amass a large collection of music, you end up with a number of stinkers because “hey, it’s part of the collection”. Collecting could probably be diagnosed as an illness, related to OCD. As a reviewer, I tend to review the music I listen to more often, which is (generally) stuff I like. Hence, a skew towards positive reviews. To break up the monotony I collected some writings about some stinkers this week and put ’em out as the Week of Flaming Turds. And thank you Sarca for the title and logo. She rocks, doesn’t she?
Now that we’re at the end of the week I have three questions, so please feel free to leave a comment.
1. Did you like this theme week?
2. Which of the five do you think stink the most? If applicable, which album do you like most?
a) Shania Twain – “Party for Two” (Getting More Tale #473)
b) Bon Jovi – Burning Bridges
c) Queensryche – Tribe
d) W.A.S.P. – K.F.D.
e) Yngwie J. Malmsteen – Inspiration
3. Of these five, did you have a favourite writeup? Or did you strongly disagree with me?
Lemme know in the comments below! There are lots more turds in the collection to go.
I can’t answer which one sucks the most and because of your reviews of them, I will definitely not be buying any of them, not even out of curiosity. Still, I really enjoyed reading these posts. Full marks to you and Sarca.
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Thank you Sir!
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I give u full props on listening to the Jovi album..I would say that was my favourite read as U took one for the team! Have no interest in this Jack Ass Outfit anymore…..but I would leave my house for $10,000 a month to paly guitar ….hahaha…
Tough sledding for U in the Sonics dept through these releases Mike!
I toss a Bravo your way!
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Such a terrible record Deke. I wanna wish them for the best for a new album, but I am going to have to work up some strength to listen to it….
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I can’t even think about wanting to hear it! Sorry dude your gonna have to be the guinea pig on that piece of poo
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Forgot it. I nominate Jon Wilmenius.
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Like the series… Only heard about one and a bit of these so can’t comment on which is the turdiest. All I will say is that I’m glad you’re listening to these so that others don’t have to!
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To quote Jon Bon, it’s all for the love of rock and roll.
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I thought it was “all for the love of being the CEO of a multi-million dollar company”!
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I love the theme and your using it for the week. Bon Jovi lost touch with REAL Rock ‘N Roll after his “Have A Nice Day” album. Bon Jovi is more concerned about politics now and that’s a shame. W.A.S.P. “K.F.D.” is a classic, man! Blackie and Chris Holmes wrote it when they were pissed off about life. I’m gonna dig it out now and listen to it again!
Anything Yngwie releases is gold to me. I’m a Yngwie fanboy. I gotta go cuz Shania Twain just texted me. You ROCK, mike. \m/\m/
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Thanks Stone! Well, I still can’t get into KFD, but I think Helldorado has some good tunes on it!
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1. Yes!
2. Not applicable – don’t have and based on your reviews, won’t be getting any of them!
3. I’d say the favourites would be the ones where you managed to rate them as a 2 – I like when people can find something redeeming in even the stinkiest of stinkers.
Enjoy the Easter weekend!
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You too Geoff!
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It’s a tie between KFD and Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi’s We Don’t Run song is actually really good so I guess Blackie’s useless record draws the shortest straw. The Malmsteen cover album is actually really good. He has some bigger stinkers in his catalogue for sure.
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I just bought Malmsteen Live in Leningrad!
I think Bon Jovi’s record was the bigger turd.
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1. YES!!!
2. I haven’t heard all of them, but based on your reviews I think they should all be heaped into a big steaming turd pile.
3. All of them!
Haha this was an awesome week. Fun times!
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More turds will come down the pipe, so to speak!
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I enjoyed (and agree with) your intro, Mike. We do all have albums that, er, disappoint. Like you I’ve rarely written about them (unless there was a good story involved!) and like you I think the bias towards music we share because we enjoy it is a good thing. Many Facebook groups descend into slanging matches when one person’s turd is another’s trophy, that that’s worth avoiding at any cost. Good on you for trying something different though.
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Thanks man! Yeah you can usually forget Facebook for a reasonable discussion of anything. Though it’s fun to read comments on Batman V Superman reviews. (“Just stop thinking about it and enjoy the ride!”)
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Go on, here’s a question – why have you kept them?
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“The collection”.
“That one song I like.”
“It was hard to find and I’ll never get its value back.”
Etc. etc.
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I’m inconsistently quite ruthless with my collection. The answer that does chime with me is ‘that one song I like’ though.
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I vascillate. Sometimes, I can ditch great swaths and not think about it. Usually this is in times of need of funds. Yet other times, I wants to keeps them all! They are my friends and I love them!
But the day to day is the middle ground. I am awesome all the time! hahahaha
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There are also “a couple songs that are mildly good” albums.
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I’ve enjoyed this series, Mike – you could say it’s a nice look at some ‘duds’ in your collection.
Given I haven’t heard any of them, I can’t comment on which I think is the big stinker. However, I’m gonna say that Bon Jovi one has got to be the worst – a ‘gift’ and no credits!?! All the strikes!
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No credits and a shifty lineup change to boot, not acknowledged in the booklet. That’s what bothers me most. I can’t be the only one who finds that slightly dishonest.
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I don’t know how that Jon Bon Jovi guy can sleep at night.
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I don’t think he sleeps at all. He even wrote a song about it (I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead).
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Haha! Good shout!
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Hah good one.
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I like hearing classic songs done by other people. I might give the Yngie a listen on youtube som etime
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