WTF Search Terms: Freddie Mercury’s Mic Stand edition

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: Freddie Mercury of Queen performs on stage at Live Aid on July 13th, 1985 in Wembley Stadium, London, England (Photo by Peter Still/Redferns)

WTF SEARCH TERMS XXXI: Freddie Mercury’s Mic Stand edition

Gather ’round yon computers and tablets boys and girls, as we once again recount some of the…errr…more amusing search terms that led people here to mikeladano.com.  If you’re new, this is a series of bizarre things that people have typed into search engines to get here.  And once again, this proves that there are some pretty sick individuals out there!  Let’s begin.

The Swedish rock band Europe, and their singer Joey Tempest, have been the source of many bizarre hits from the search terms.  This is NOT the first time!

1. joey tempest satanist
2. satanist sign on shert of joey tempest
3. opinion of joey tempest about religion

Not sure why the obsession with Joey Tempest and religion. At all.

Here’s one to warm the heart:

4. avril fuck by bruce dickinson

And I’m sure many people have this question:

5. did freddie mercury masturbate his mic stand

Next up we have Poison. I’m sure Poison had lots of dirty sex back in the day, but this? Who the fuck wants to know? Bobby Dall is, like, the least sexy guy in Poison.

6. bobby dall sex tales

And we round out today’s list with just a bunch of dirty, filthy shit. Literally.

7. trough urinal dick parade
8. film porno women shit and piss
9. boy to boy big cock six part
10. hyenas fucking

Thank you internet! You are the gift that keeps on giving.

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      1. Most of my searches so far are unknown searches. Those that show up aren’t funny, yet. Here is to hoping for some crazy ones in the future because your post cracked me up.

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  5. #4 do they mean Avril Lavigne?

    #5 um, probably? At least to make things look suggestive onstage.

    #6 falls under Rule 34, Dude.

    #10 also known as what Miley Cyrus’ last record sounded like.

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        14. Fingers crossed it’s all okay. I think (that’s a big ‘think’!) as well that your site should show, but have a page over the top saying it’s blocked, if you know what I mean :)

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        2. The pez. Now is that pez or peeeeezzzz? lmao
          Orange is the New Black had something similar too – a funnel with a hose cut to the end of it.

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