As an addendum to Friday’s installment of Getting More Tale (#546: Worst. McDonalds. EVER.) I thought it would be enlightening to share some statistics. You will recall that installment #546 made mention of an “inside the park home run” — slang for “taking a shit in a urinal”. At a McDonalds out of town, our friend Craiggles encountered such a thing and took a photo for proof of its existence.
Though I entered the photo into the evidence box, I advised you very strongly not to click it.
Here’s how many of you have taken a peek in the last 36 hours since it was published:
73.
That’s right, 73 of you sickos clicked to see what an “inside the park home run” looked like. Shame shame shame on you! :)
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I like your Joey Bats picture!
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Not me, man. I never clicked.
Thanks for the chance to feel superior! We here in the States don’t get as many opportunities for that now as we used to…
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Well take this as an opportunity to declare yourself brighter than at least 73 other people!
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73! Wow. How many people viewed the post? That’ll tell you how many clicked more than once!
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At that time roughly 250 people had viewed the post. Clicking more than once, ewww!
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I’m extremely proud of myself for not clicking. Usually I can’t resist that sort of shit.
Yes, pun intended.
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I award you the Medal of Resistance. Well done padawan Zack!
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I’m so glad you have been elevating the culture of WP while I’ve been away – hope things are good Mike.
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Things are good, sorry I haven’t been doing much to make the world any better with my poopy posts!
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We all have our roles in this life Mike – your contribution to culture is duly noted!
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and hope I don’t run into a “grand-slam” in a fast food bathroom!
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I can only imagine!
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I LOOKED
NO SHAME
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AM SO PROUD OF YOU JAMES!
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Why is everyone shouting? ;)
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I’M NOT SURE, I’ll stop.
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OK THANKS THAT’S MUCH BETTER!! ;)
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I am a staunch non-clicker too.
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No click for me. The mental image is enough.
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Such is the split personality of the KMA! One clicks (proudly?) and one does not!
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Yeah, James is fearless that way. Also, if you tell him not to click on something like that, you have to know it’ll be the first thing he does.
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Good to know! Filed away for future reference ;)
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Oh dear…
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