WTF SEARCH TERMS XXXVI: Amanda Seyfried edition
Here at mikeladano.com, we like Amanda Seyfried. She’s an actress who has also done plenty of singing. She has a great voice; check out the song “Mean Old Moon” below from Ted 2. She seems like she has a pretty good sense of humour, appearing in a couple McFarlane films, both of which made fun of her gigantic eyes.
So please welcome Amanda Seyfried to the latest edition of WTF Search Terms! It’s the original series of weird things that somebody thought to type into a search engine and somehow end up here!
1a. porn pictures of ted2 actress lawyer
1b. amanda seyfried feet ted (two searches!)
Here you go, pal. I guess this is the picture (from our Ted 2 review) that he came for!
And here’s the best of the rest for this instalment:
2. a disc of worms on the head
3. flower on shit
4. disgrace for cum
5. fifty shades of piss
6. dwonload full boobsy_animation_whores_wearing_glasses_acquire_screwed_hardcore_
7. leslie easterbrook arrested
8. solo jim carrey def leppard
9. japanese pornogramm
10. porn bonanza gallery
I hope you enjoyed these weird and wonderful search terms. More soon.
mikeladano.com 
People on the internet really depress me.
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Indeed. Twitter and Facebook are even more depressing. Don’t let it keep you down Jay.
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It’s a cross section of humanity, boils, warts and all.
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Plenty of warts, and I’m kind of scared what kind they could be!
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You have some weird followers.
I heard at least one of them still buys cassettes.
WTF people?
P.S. I really want to see the full version of that radio broadcast uncensored.
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Yeah I know eh! I’m on a perpetual Seth MacFarlane kick. Last night’s American Dad was classic. Roger’s persona? JULIA ROBERTS. LOL
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Wow!! Some of these scare me that someone actually searched for it.
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Yes indeed, and there’s more weird stuff coming, acres of weird stuff in future instalments. I fear for the world.
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I must have missed that Jim Carrey/Def Leppard collaboration – perhaps because it was a ‘solo’ joint venture?!
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My mind is broken just thinking about this. Unreal!
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I want to know the story behind “A disc of worms on the head”.
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Well Jade the only thing I know is that it would have led them here to a Megadeth song called Crown of Worms. But that’s not answering much!
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“a disc of worms on the head” is my favourite Coldplay album
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It’s the only one I own.
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The boobsy animation whores are back!
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I had to Google who this Amanda person is. To me, she just looked like another one of those interchangeable blondes that are everywhere in movies.
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Surely you’ve seen some of her films. Les Mis or Mama Mia? Your assumptions are wrong. She’s very talented and certainly not interchangeable!
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Never seen either of those films. In fact, I just Wiki’d her filmography and honestly, the only ONE of her films (she’s been in over 30 of them, apparently) I’ve even seen was A Million Ways To Die In The West. And that was so long ago, and such a silly movie that I don’t even really remember it, or her. I’m glad she’s talented, though, that’s cool for her. I’ll take your word for it!
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Now see, THIS is the type of searches I was talking about when I did a KMA edition a bit ago. We never get ‘flower on shit’ or ‘porn bonanza gallery’ at the KMA.
I know you said we need to start writing more searchable words (like ‘disgrace for cum?’ perhaps) but I didn’t know how to work that into my recent AC/DC reviews…
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Think about the sexual term “ac/dc” and go from there!
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See, you’d think it could lead downhill from there, right? But I’ll betcha the KMA doesn’t get anything lewd in the searches after that big post of AC/DC stuff. Just have to wait and see, I guess!
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Good fucking Lord! What disappointment those searching for 4, 6, 9 and 10 must have felt when they found a heap of reviews for Deep Purple and Kiss!
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No kidding. I don’t think I have any photos here that are even remotely satisfying to those folks. I think Aaron once said “They came for the cock, but hopefully they stayed for the rock.”
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