WTF SEARCH TERMS XXXVII: WOO! edition
What are “WTF Search Terms”, you ask? Simply, they are phrases that people typed into a search engine to wind up at mikeladano.com. They’re sometimes weird, sometimes wonderful, and always amusing. I hope you enjoy this 37th instalment of WTF Search Terms!
First please welcome “Nature Boy” Ric Flair to the WTF Search Term family! The 16 time world wrestling champion was immortalized in the Legendary Klopeks song “Ric Flair” from their album Straight to Hell. Someone googled the lyrics:
i wanna do a chop i wanna do a woo i wanna be like ric flair cause he’s so fucking cool
I love that somebody heard that lyric and had to google it. Next up:
does anyone like the 2002 version of blizzard of ozz
The answer is yes: Sharon does. But next is a band that Sharon does not like.
benjamin of beef iron maiden
Oh, autocarrot. I think they meant Benjamin Breeg.
This next person mixed up two bands, but it also could be autocarrot. Funny either way:
deep leppard heartbreak
Then a grouping of searches for Snake the Tattoo Man. But people need to decide where he’s from. (It’s London).
snake from brantford tattoo guy
guy named snake in london, on
the man called snake, london, on
I got a chuckle from this next one:
fankie banali sucks
Well, let’s be fair. Frankie Banali is an awesome drummer. I’d never say he sucks. I never have. But his current version of Quiet Riot does kinda suck. Unlike the following album:
europe last look at eden satanic lyrics
Oh, come on. I’m sick of the “satanic” accusations levelled at this band. Some deluded people actually think Joey Tempest is a demon. I’m not fucking kidding. Next question.
does album slave to the grind have any value?
Only what the music is worth to you.
which rock band was dressed to die in 1974
Hah! None. But Kiss were Dressed to Kill in 1975.
Thanks for reading! The WTF Search Terms keep rolling in, so there will always be more….
Autocarrot might be my new favorite word.
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Thanks! Giving credit where credit is due I stole it from Craig my radio buddy.
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Hmm…what would dressed to die look like?
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SO GLAD YOU ASKED DANICA! Behold!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Kasket
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That rick flair verse is so cool!! Always love you WTF search terms. I don’t get anything as weird.
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You have to write about poo and pee more. Once you do that, the search terms will flow in :) In fact I have a pee story for tomorrow’s Sunday Chuckle! See? I’m ALWAYS thinking ahead.
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Poo and pee is the trick huh? Okay, noted.
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Worked for me!
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Poo poo on you and your search terms.
Oops. Dammit.
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I have a WTF search term.
Demon in parents basement.
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LOL! You dink! ;)
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These continue to be extremely entertaining. You should see some of the search terms on mine.
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Have you done a post? The Buns site oughta have good stuff.
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No I haven’t, but it could be entertaining.
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Do iiiiit! Other people have also done their own spinoff search terms.
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I am going to do it.
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Have you checked out my latest stuff over there?
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For sure I don’t always leave a comment but every post gets emailed to me and read.
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Thanks Mike, though you do leave great comments it must be said.
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Love the Ric Flair lyric! Brilliant…
Also, Joey Tempest is a demon. The truth is out there!
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I shall fight this fake news!
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It’s real news, dude!
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haha, the Kiss one was so close, off by a word and a year!
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