Coming home from TFCon, traffic was typical Toronto congestion. Stop and go, stop and go. Change lanes, stop. Change lanes, go! I had to pee real bad.
When we got back to my place, Jay stepped out of the truck for a smoke. Jen came out to visit, and I still really had to pee bad. I did the easiest thing possible: I snuck behind his truck and took a leak. There was nobody around who could see me.
But then I heard a woman’s voice, and close by! I looked to the left, to the right, and back again. I kept hearing the woman’s voice and couldn’t figure out where she was, so I decided to cut myself off mid-stream. Nobody likes doing that. Not the greatest feeling in the world.
I heard the woman’s voice again, and then figured it out. It was my cell phone. I had butt-dialed my own voicemail and that was the automated voicemail talking to me. At least I didn’t get busted peeing outside!
* The photo above was taken during the summer of 1990 and is just a water balloon!
Nothing worse than being stuck in traffic and having to go. I had a flashback to the bottle scene from Dumb and Dumber… Glad you found a better solution.
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HAHAHAH thanks for the reminder, I love that scene.
“PULL OVER!”
“No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing!”
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You’re being stalked by your own voicemail? That sucks!
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Apparently I was! Took me a minute….
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Been there, done that except for the butt dialing while peeing outside. Kudos for cutting mid stream.
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It’s definitely a talent I have.
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Haha. Brilliant…
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Or not…I wasn’t the sharpest!
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Haha, I was chuckling away at this.
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Does your place not have a toilet?
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LOL…smartass! That would have involved me going inside and doing stairs. Or I could just pee outside and remain!
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HAHAHA….
I read and thought? Hmmm…..
#samrtasssunday
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Hey that’s a good idea for next year! LOL
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#smartasssunday….
goofed up the spelling….
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I guess if it had been a real woman (instead of just the voice mail) you could have said, it’s OK, it’s just a water balloon!
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