If you have been keeping up with Cancer Chronicles, then you know that after surgery, passing gas can be a challenge. Even tougher: pooping!
Mrs. LeBrain’s successful surgery resulted in some unpleasant side effects, such as constipation. But don’t worry. She kept me posted every step of the way.
It was a joy when she sent me the text message below:
Thank you Burger King for you assistance in this matter.
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Haha! The joys of loved ones: knowing the intricacies of someone else’s bowel movements.
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Yes sir, it’s not a real marriage until you’ve had to help them in the bathroom!
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BM me up Scotty
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HAHAHAH Mr Puns!
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FRIGGIN A!
A deuce down the shatter!
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You know your man is working hard, he’s worth a…
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I’m sure Leonard would be thrilled at the context for the use of his song haha!
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Poor Leonard I meant no disrespect!
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Wish I had know about the Whopper working that would have been much more pleasant.
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Taco Bell is also on hand to assist (ask me all about it…) 😉
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Run for the border.
KFC for me. I try and limit the dirty bird to once a year max.
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Bwahaha dirty bird…I haven’t run for the border for close to 20 years now…
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I could fuck over a whole bucket myself.
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RICKY!!!!
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Two emojis I didn’t think I’d see together – congrats!
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There ya go…she came up with something unique.
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