GETTING MORE TALE #735: Quite Possibly the Worst Music Video I’ve Ever Seen
Vigilants – “Run For Cover”
Recording music videos from the TV as a kid was a fine art. My method was to keep the machine on “record-pause” as videos were playing. Then all I had to do was un-pause and I’d be able to start recording almost immediately. I’d lose maybe a second of video. Then I’d pause again at the end, waiting for the next “good song”.
The Pepsi Power Hour was an amazing way to discover new (or old) bands. By recording the videos, I could hear the songs over and over. If there was a new band I was curious about, I’d take a chance and hit record. If I didn’t like the song or band, I’d just rewind and record over it. The Power Hour would play virtually any kind of metal. Their intro had Slayer’s “Angel of Death” as the theme music! From Poison to Cro-Mags, they would play it. Venom were regular favourites.
One afternoon in 1986, I was recording away when J.D. (John) Roberts announced a new band coming up, called Vigilant. (Over the years I’ve seen it spelled as Vigilants and Vigilante, but I will continue to use the spelling as it appeared on TV that day.) I recorded it — decent enough hard rock song — and I kept the video because their labelmate Lee Aaron had a cameo in it. Lee Aaron was and is Canada’s Metal Queen, so I thought the band must be OK. But dear God, what a video. What a horrendous video!
Let’s break it down.
We got the asshole record exec who won’t give a band a shot. We have Lee Aaron at reception, and a stripper entering the offices! What could this be about?
The stripper plays the record exec a tape, and then suddenly enters: more strippers! How many? Who knows, but you can play “count the strippers” with your friends if you like. The song is playing, but we still haven’t seen the band.
It’s well over two minutes before the band burst into the room, guitars in hand, to play along to their song. The fashion of the day: checkers, stripes, tassels, and tight tight pants. Pants so loud that Jon Bon Jovi himself wouldn’t have been seen in them. The bassist has one of those narrow body basses that were trendy at the time. The drummer? He doesn’t even show up until the 3:00 mark. Poor drummer! The point of course is that the strippers have far more screen time than the guys in the actual band, the hallmark of the stinkiest of the 1980s. Sulfer-stinky!
The one on the left is in roller skates.
The plot thickens when a roadie enters, with a flash bomb. He’s going to blow up the band! But then, Lee Aaron pulls the old switcheroo. And the roadie, though good at plugging in flash bombs, doesn’t seem to know how to unplug them. Guess who gets blowded up! Not the band or the strippers, I’ll tell you that!
Don’t worry, it’s a happy ending for everybody. Including the lead stripper, it’s heavily implied….
Please enjoy (?) the music video for “Run For Cover” by Vigilant (or Vigilante, or Vigilants) featuring Lee Aaron. The song actually wasn’t that bad. The verses were nothing to write home about, but the bridge and chorus are pretty good! Generic as hell, but it was the 80s. (Oh, and check out the funny MuchMusic bumper before the actual video, featuring Loudness singer Minoru Niihara!)
Billy Squier begs to differ.
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That question of mine about VLSOF on the Maiden comments was meant for LeBrain, sorry for any confusion
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Billy loses. Vigilant have all sorts of factors that Billy doesn’t. A storyline, props, extras, costumes, strippers, rollerskates.
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Yeah, but Billy had a career to destroy, unlike Vigilant. And in this video, Billy basically is his own stripper.
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Sorry, there is no way Billy tops this video. Where’s his toupee?
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Wow. Outrageous. You have to ask why someone thought this was a great idea.
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I’m sure the strippers had a good time!
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Haha! No doubt.
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The band had zero say in this video. They won a contest and Lee Aaron’s management put this shit out . The band is excellent. The video sucks
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Yep!
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I will flip on MTV Classic every now and again and let me tell you, there were a lot of bad videos out there and this one is definitely up there.
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This one has the additional detriment of being obviously VERY low budget.
Either that or all the budget went to the strippers.
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My vote is strippers!
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I have to concur, the video was just downright awful! Thing is, the song wasn’t too bad, not great but not too bad. Did like the shot of the Lee Aaron and Killer Dwarfs posters.
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Yep they were all label mates! Attic Records. I’m assuming this was shot at the Attic offices in Toronto.
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Nope, shot at the old Roller Rink In Brantford
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Hey, that guy shaved his head for this. That’s commitment!
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You assume. He could just rock the bald head.
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This is true. Would have been extremely rare though in the 80’s,
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Tell that to George the Animal Steele! ;)
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Touche
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Man, I hate it when all the strippers turn up at reception.
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Every day, right? Me too.
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They should get the gang together and do it again.
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They absolutely should.
I found the band on Discogs — they are called Vigilants — and they did one 6 song EP and one single. Thinking of picking up the EP for the hell of it.
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That video is rough but there were lots of them back then. Picking up the EP? “For God’s sake be careful”
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HAHAH! Well think of it this way. For 35 years all I had to listen to was that old, mono VHS tape. To hear it on LP in proper stereo, after that much time…that could be pretty cool, man.
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The EP is excellent. Refused to sign over their publishing rights to helix manager Bill “ the crook” Seip. Attic wanted to sign them. Seip blackballed them. They were only 21 when they won the homegrown contest and put out this EP. What could have been. Band split in 86
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Would be great if 2 did not pass away already!
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Oof that was bad. I watched for Lee Aaron though.
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Wasn’t it awful? I feel bad for Lee now.
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Naw, don’t feel bad for Lee. She’s doing just fine.
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Lee Aaron’s management put this video together. The band had zero say. Stupid fucking management made the band look ridiculous
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You should feel bad for the band they had zero say in this travesty. It was a promo for Lee Aaron. The band had one a a metal contest and this was their reward. This is all Lee Aaron’s doing and it sucks bad
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I just got this on vinyl
Giving it a spin now
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Lemme know if I should be looking for a copy.
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Gave it 2 spins. Definitely worth pursuing
I got a Great White/ Foreigner/early 90s Bad Company/ Motley Crue/ Queensryche mashup.
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That’s a hell of a mashup!
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It is. I was surprised that for a one off band from Brantford Ontario could sound so good.
Too bad they never went further
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Funny how they were called new band in 1986 when this EP came out in 1984. Probably took 2 years to get noticed.
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