Crocs – Classic Kiss clog (2019)
One of the most hard-to-find rock collectables this season has been…a pair of shoes? Crocs, no less?
Well folks, at mikeladano.com we are profoundly pro-Croc. If you are among the many who think the shoe should not even exist, then this review will not be for you. Just letting you know.
Kiss, who will put their logo on everything from condoms to coffins, have now finally completed the triumvirate with the venerable Crocs. This crossover, almost as monumental as Spiderman joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe, should have been obvious. Kiss Crocs took everyone by surprise and the shoes quickly sold out. They are a sleek, black shoe with the classic Destroyer-era logo emblazoned on the front. The same logo can be found on the heel. This all ties in with Kiss’ epic End of the Road final tour.
If you’ve never worn Crocs, be assured they are a durable shoe. They are ideal for housework, camping, and swimming. The plasticy-rubbery material is both soft on the foot yet offering firm support. There is no-slip traction on the inside of the shoe and a decent tread on the sole. This makes them ideal for river-walking while visiting Sausagefest 2019.
The Kiss Crocs come in four different styles, including one with an Ace Frehley moon boot look. This one, the “classic clog”, is the only one with holes in the front of sides of the shoe. This makes it better for water, as the others will simply fill up instead of draining out. The choice is up to you — we recommend the classic.
5/5 stars
Aesthetically it looks great, but still, ewww.
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You’re of course referring to the polka dot undies?
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Of course.
I hadn’t even noticed those until you pointed them out.
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It’s the Harrison and Holen show! You guys crack me up.
I sent that picture to Uncle Meat and he just said “weird”. LOL. Deke thought it was funny though, so up it went.
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I’ve always found crocs useful when I needed to quickly slip on some footwear to do a quick job outside like put out the trash or walk my step granddaughters home. That logo is cool.
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It’s probably the best version of the Kiss logo!
Yes, I throw them on when I take out the trash too! But I am keeping my Kiss Crocs nice and clean until the big party.
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Perfectly understandable
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Wow, hello hot stuff!
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Eh, he’s got nothing on Billy Sadler.
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Wink wink!
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Ha, good fun!
“Crocs N Gitch’ right on cue for Sausage Fest!
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I’m just glad you thought the pic funny! I might not have posted it otherwise!
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I want to put my clog in your fireplace.
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You didn’t just go there!! But so glad you did!!
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I couldn’t resist haha
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I’m glad he did as well!
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^^^ Hey winner winner, love that chicken dinner!
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BAHAHAHAHA
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What!! A must have! I already own 2 pairs of the regular kind.White and Blue.
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Thanks a million for the tip! Just ordered a pair. Got the flame ones.They were the only ones left.
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Those ones are the second best! Glad you will be rocking them this summer. I too have three pair now!
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I hate crocs but those are cool.
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I don’t own any Crocs…but I have KISS Vans suede high-tops with the “Rock And Roll Over” artwork on them.
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Vans are cool too. I got one pair in reggae colours. Only use them while longboarding.
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This is the reason I tune into your show. Those are beautiful. And I’m serious.
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What a croc.
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