“New The Mandalorian trailer looks like the Star Wars we’re used to,” says the media.
“What the fuck are you on?” says I.
The Mandalorian is Jon Favreau’s new Star Wars bounty hunter series starring Pedro Pascal, Carl Weathers and Werner Herzog. And it looks nothing — nothing at all — like “the Star Wars we’re used to”, so ignore the hype.
No Jedi. No Skywalkers. An unexplored timeline (just after Endor). No, this looks like something entirely new. Which is good. Don’t believe the hype. Tell the hype to fuck off.
“Is the world more peaceful since the revolution?” asks Herzog.
One thing that is exactly the same as old Star Wars: Nobody knows what a parsec is.
The Mandalorian arrives November 12.
I might have to get Disney + if only to see this.
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Not to mention the 5 Marvel series coming. Don’t know how to afford all this stuff though.
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Too many streaming services now. We cut cable but if we were to use all the steaming services the cost would end up the same.
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If I cancel Netflix and get this, it will be cheaper. But that means cancelling Netflix. Stranger Things…
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Does Boba still get out of the Sarlacc Pit in the new timeline?
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No, not yet. But Palpatine is back, I’m sure Boba will follow at some point….
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Will there be Jar Jar Binks, or that annoying Donkey from Shrek? I’m afraid it’s a deal breaker for me if they don’t have either.
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