WTF Search Terms: More Sexy than Sexy edition

WTF SEARCH TERMS XLIII:  More Sexy than Sexy edition

It’s Friday so it’s time for some funny.

WTF Search Terms are those weird words that you typed into a search engine to get here.  Most of the time, people were searching for sex.  From penis pumps to the genitalia of the lead singer of Queen, here are the latest and greatest WTFs!

  • swedish penis pump for sail
  • austin powers enlarge your penis

When I wrote Record Store Tales Part 266, about a novelty “penis pump” that I was given by co-workers, I never expected the hits to keep rolling in.  And…”sail”?

  • vhs porn call for bang

None here, but in Record Store Tales Part 69 (obviously), a porn tape did show up at the store.

  • how big was freddie mercurys cock

This is a question you’re going to have to keep on googling because I do not know or care.

  • is joshua kiszka bi

Greta Van Fleet’s singer?  Don’t know, irrelevant question.

  • japanxxx.dere.fere

I know it’s dirty because xxx is in there.

  • hookers

Possibly linking up to a review for Trailer Park Boys Season 8.

  • calf suck dick

No idea.

  • mary wiseman ass

Multiple searches here.  Mary Wiseman plays the character of Sylvia Tilly on Star Trek: Discovery.  And sadly this is not the first time Mary’s derriere has made this list.

  • english lebrain sex story

My best guess is that some people think “lesbian” is spelled “lebrain”.  Otherwise I’m curious.  I’d like to read this story myself!

  • /de/video/182513/three-teen-striptease-on-webcam

This is now the second time this one has made the list.  How.  The fuck.  Does THAT lead HERE??

See ya next time for more WTFs.

 

16 comments

    1. Isn’t this only on a compilation? Never felt to need to get it and when I finally ran into a copy it had bad scratches on it and couple of tracks wouldn’t play. Never did run into another copy. Could we do a poll of Pepsi or Coca-Cola or would that divide us? Just kidding. Kiss only did beer commercial? Forgot about the Kitty paper. Probably some I’m not aware of? How many different ones have u seen?

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      1. Yeah, along with “You Make Me Rock Hard”, these two songs are only on Smashes, Thrashes, & Hits. I think it’s the only Kiss album up to Revenge that I don’t own. It’s also got Eric Carr singing Beth. Both the new songs are beyond atrocious, so save your dough.

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  4. oh dear…Just discovered that there is a us version of the Clash album. Are there a lot of cool albums that have a different us versions vs european version? Any other classics I’m missing on? Before the interwebs how did u keep up with these?

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    1. Before the interwebs, there was no way. I know of a few albums that were different in the UK. Heard about them from friends. Black Sabbath 1970 is one. Whitesnake 1987 was another. The best I could hope for was taping my friends’ copies.

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