MOTLEY CRUE – Swine Sampler (1997 Elektra promo EP)
Promo CDs are a funny thing. Any promotional CD that you have ever seen or owned was free at some point in its life. Since promos were intended to be play copies, or giveaways, selling them was highly frowned upon. When I say “frowned upon” I mean illegal though not heavily enforced. So it is funny that this 23 year old Motley Crue promo has “STOLEN FROM CKWR” (the very station that hosts Rob Daniels’ Visions In Sound), written on the disc in black marker. I did my duty and reported it to CKWR just now, but weirdly enough they could care less!
The real crime here is the “clean” version of a Motley Crue song from Generation Swine, and it is an absolute hatchet job. Unlistenable.
Why would you even bother with a “clean version” of “Find Myself”? The very second line in the song is “I gotta find myself some BEEP”! (The word was “drugs”!) The first line of the chorus is “I’m a sick mother BEEP er!” Utterly ridiculous. You’d think someone would have played it once and said “this is unreleasable”. I counted seven beeps in under three minutes.
If you prefer, the “dirty” version of “Find Myself” is on the CD too. Why was the record company Elektra pushing that song so hard? It’s a weird punky track with Nikki Sixx on vocals for the verses, with the returning Vince Neil handling the choruses. Not the kind of thing you’d really think to push at fans all excited about Vince coming back, right? But here it is, twice. Though the chorus is good, I’m not going out on a limb by calling this song “shitty”. Or BEEP-y!
Much, much, much better are the album tracks “Let Us Prey” and “Shout at the Devil ’97”. First, “Let Us Prey”. This is the only track that sounds like a progression from the ’94 self-titled album with John Corabi. Crabby even has a writing credit on it, and who knows, maybe that’s him screaming “Let us hunt!” Tommy Lee did that, according to Tommy Lee, but I think it sounds like John. It was certainly written for John to sing. “Shout ’97” is a cool remake of a song that didn’t need remaking, but it was 1997 so what’re ya gonna do? Added samples and a dance-y beat made it pretty irresistible. Mick Mars threw down some cool new licks here, although the droning guitars are very dated. Still, passing grade for “Shout ’97”.
Even though this CD has two good tunes out of four tracks, the “clean” one is such an atrocity that this gets:
0/5 stars
and the dreaded Flaming Turd.
Ah, the long awaited return of the turd
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This one really really really called for it.
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My real concern is who the heck are these guys on the cover?!!?!?! I hardly recognized them without the eyeliner and revealing clothing!
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Hah! Good one. Yeah they sure didn’t look much like themselves in ’97.
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Front cover is cool. lol. I have always said that if the Nikki and Tommy along with there egos would have shaved off 4 songs off of Swine it would have been a decent album. Crabby got hosed on this album which is a shame.
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Totally agree, shave off some of those songs and you could make a good record. Find Myself would have to go, so would Brandon.
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Glitter would be my choice as well as the two that you mentioned.
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I’m on the fence there. I’d probably keep it but remix it to the basics.
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NOOO!! Not the Flaming Turd!!! Not surprising actually for the time period, but I’d still grab it if I saw it.
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Even if you didn’t want to keep it, you could probably turn it around for decent money.
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Not even a point for the cover art.
I gotta find myself some glue. Lol
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LOL. Such great poetry from Mr. Sixx there eh!
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It reminds me of the Flying High movie and Lloyd Bridges saying he picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
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Airplane! Thats what the movie is called here anyway. I think I watched that movie 4 times in one weekend.
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Lol. We had it as “Flying High” and “Flying High Again”.
Great movie, so funny and Lloyd Bridges always had the best liners, the wrong day to stop drinking, stop smoking and so forth.
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.
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clean version? I once ordered a cd from amazon when this business started and didn’t notice it saying clean version. Needless to say that one got returned fast…
What do u think of this https://loudwire.com/miley-cyrus-working-on-metallica-covers-album/
I liked Afraid from Swine.
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I’m cool with Miley. I like her. She’s not a pop star anymore. She shed that skin when she worked with the Flaming Lips. I don’t need a Metallica covers album, but it WILL get people to discover Metallica!
Screw clean versions!
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0/5 but pretty cool to own! I’m guessing this could probably sell for quite a bit. Great write up!
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You’re right. I consider it worthless. I would not pay 1 penny. But it’s 28 bucks on Discogs right now. 28 bucks for a beeper song!
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What a coincidence! I’m a sick mother BEEP er too.
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That’s actually not at all what I heard about you.
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Shhhh, you’ll blow my bad boy image sky high. If folks find out I’m a clean-living, mild-mannered chap I’ll lose my street cred.
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I find a 1/5 would be a disappointing listen – but with the 0/5, the silver lining with these duds is getting to see the Flaming Turd logo make an appearance!
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As made by the one and only Sarca Sim!
I also think it’s a gas that this was stolen from CKWR. I did my due diligence in contacting them!
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Welcome back, Flaming Turd! 2020 would not be the same without you!
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And thanks to Sarca Sim for depicting pretty much exactly what I wanted. Records on fire in a toilet says it perfectly.
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I’ve still got the special Motley Crue Issue of hustler from that era. What an odd, confused time for 80s hard rock bands trying to figure out what to do with themselves.
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I forgot about that! I remember Winger being in Playgirl? I think I had a Kiss Playboy? I really cannot remember anymore.
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