WTF SEARCH TERMS XLV: дип перпл edition
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It’s so rare that you see anything other than the English alphabet in search terms. This one translates as “buy bootlegs deep purple on cd” but sadly none of my music is for sale. I’m just blown away that Googling it led to my site. As for the below….
- home urinals?
I’m not surprised that Googling this leads to me. At all.
- what color eyes does joey tempest have
- long big hair band joey tempest gay kiss
I’m convinced that Joey Tempest has the most obsessed fans in the world. And not in a healthy way!
- steve augeri shirtless
If former Journey singer Steve Augeri has shirtless photos out there, they are not to be found here.
- quiet riot band sex tape
Again…not to be found here. Why would you want this? Even Kevin DuBrow didn’t want to see Kevin DuBrow naked.
- is rogu roger son
It’s complicated but the simplest answer is “yes”. I’m just proud that this one led to me!
- trailer park boys europe parents guide
- thank santa’s tits tpb
Trailer Park Boys search terms always make me chuckle. A “parents guide”?? Oh my God, somebody out there thinks there is a parents’ guide! As for “Thank Santa’s tits”, that’s one of Ricky’s memorable quotes from the show.
And finally, my favourite search term:
- superbad the singer jimmys brother actor
That would be Michael Cera, who performed the greatest version of “These Eyes” ever sung by anyone. You remember. My brother drove all the way from Scottsdale Arizona to be here tonight, and you’re not gonna sing for him? You sing, and sing good!
mikeladano.com 
Michael Cera sure made a mess of my favourite Burton Cummings song.
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Eastern European search terms. Mmmm.
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You get the best search terms. Mine are so generic and boring. I started tracking a few to do a post like this, but can’t get enough to make it worthwhile.
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The Joey Tempest stuff still gets hits. I may do a followup post on it. Apparently the Tempest idiots that spammed up my site were reaaally active on FB.
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Love the diehard crazy fans.
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Jimmy’s brother was my #1 choice for best cover songs.
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Hell yeah man!
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I think the best one I ever got was ‘fat man in Wave Babies video” lol
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I was in the Wave Babies video??
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Lying in the sand….
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These are all hilarious. I never think to look at our search terms.
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Lol, last fall I had to communicate in cyrillic with someone from Russia on Instagram about buying a cross stitch pattern. Google Translate to the rescue! “Sarah” translates to “Capa”…
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A few weeks ago I typed into google “Ozzy let me see your fucking lighters!” as I was trying to remember which song it was he said that on. Your site popped up first!
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Technically the quote is “Let me see your fucking cigarette lighters!” I hear Mr. Crowley starting in my head when I say that.
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You are correct. I typed in “Ozzy, let me see your fucking lighters” because I had it wrong. Your site still popped up! I will continue to abbreviate it though because cigarette is a mouthful to say.
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I think “cigarette” is the key word to making it so funny. Like…what other kind of lighters do people usually have in their pockets? BBQ lighters?
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That’s true.
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