Still can’t open my mouth very far. Day 10 of this now. I thought I’d be well out of the woods by now. I hope you enjoyed Wednesday’s installment of The Adventures of Tee Bone Man, by 80sMetalMan and art by Harrison.
I’m off the codeine now, but I still can’t open my jaw much more than a centimeter. Eating is annoying and food has become tedious.
So to combat the tedium, here’s Justin Hawkins, Wolfgang Van Halen, Dave Grohl and Josh Freese playing some Van Halen.
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Dear God, that chili mac looks delicious. I want some.
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No dude, no. That is BEEFARONI and it is disgusting. It’s the only meat I’ve had in a WEEK.
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Never mind then. I still want some chili mac.
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I’m craving a good meal so badly. Last night I could open my jaw a little wider, so we’ll see what tonight brings. I might be OK to chew a little bit, but not a whole meal. It hurts even to talk! Last night I had a counseling appointment but I could only do 40 minutes of the 60. My jaw was aching.
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Did you get a 33.3% discount on that counseling appointment?
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Like anything else…you pay for the hour :(
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What kind of Italian are you? You’re supposed to make them an offer they can’t refuse.
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I clearly wasn’t thinking! Also I can’t find my horse head.
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You left it in your other pants. Hopefully you didn’t put it through the wash.
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Great song to heal to and I concur with Holen about the chilli mac. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
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If only it was really chili mac.
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Hang in there. Real food will come soon. And WVH is a freaking beast on guitar! That was really impressive!
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I might attempt to order some fish and chips this weekend – small bites. At least fish is soft though the batter could cause me problems. I’m craving real food so bad. I’ve lost weight, don’t know if you can see it in my face.
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Try milkshakes that what I did when I had my 4 wisdom teeth pulled a few years back and soft foods like u said fish cut it all up small pieces u should be good
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We don’t have fish because Jen is allergic. Milk shakes…they’re fine and all but I really want some meat.
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I bet Eric Litwiller can find a way to make eating meat feasible for you. An IV drip?
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Hahaha lots of people have suggested a blender! It’s Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend and no turkey for me.
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Oh God. Oh man. Oh God. Oh man. Oh God!!!! That really blows! Thanksgiving and you can’t eat? You should delay and celebrate American Thanksgiving this year.
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Well we’re having dinner with Grandma this weekend no matter what but I think a lot needs to be caught up on, when I’m feeling better. I can’t even have popcorn for a whole month.
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You can celebrate both North American Thanksgivings this year. Fill your tummy with goods this November.
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