GETTING MORE TALE #525: Best Hats in Rock
With all the head-banging going on, it’s no surprise that the majority of rockers do not wear hats on stage. The flailing around in musical ecstasy means that hats don’t stay on top for long. Also, with those hot stage lights beating down, nobody needs to preserve their body heat with a hat.
Yet some rockers have managed to make hats a trademark. Let’s have a look at five of the best.*
5. Jeff Ament’s whatever hat
During the Ten period, Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament used to sport some cool, huge hats. We have no idea what you call these hats, but there is no denying their 90’s cool-ness. If I had long hair again, I’d want one of these hats.
4. Ritchie Blackmore’s pilgrim hat
Blackmore is well known for his anachronistic mixture of time periods. Playing medieval music with electric guitars? Sure, why not. We don’t know why Blackmore wants to look like a passenger on the Mayflower, but it does not matter. The hat has become iconic, though not as iconic as…
3. Lemmy Kilmister’s assortment of Motorhats
God bless Lemmy, for he had a fine collection of headgear, usually emblazoned with skulls, crossbones, and World War II symbology. Lemmy may not have been a fashion icon, but he did own some pretty cool hats.
2. Brian Johnson’s newsboy hat
This one is near and dear to my heart. Brian’s hat was to cover a receding hairline, but I had one just like it. It was perfect for keeping a tangled mess of hair under cover. Best of all, I could use it as a “hair mold”. I would comb my hair in the morning, tuck it under the hat to “set” it, and an hour later it would come out looking perfect!
1. Slash’s top hat
At LeBrain HQ, we think Slash’s hat has become the most iconic rock and roll piece of headgear. One look at that hat, and you automatically know who is underneath it. The fact that Slash hid his face behind curtains of hair meant that fans had to recognize him in other ways. That’s where the hat comes in! Even if you wouldn’t recognize Slash’s face in a crowd, it’s a guarantee that you know his hat.
Honorable mentions:
Kim Mitchell’s OPP hat
Tom Morello’s assorted baseball hats
Mick Mars’ skull hat
What are your favourite hats in rock?
*Not including bandanas or hair pieces
Skynyrd’s Leon Wilkeson always did good hat. And always liked the Coop in his top hat and tails.
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.. which no doubt inspired young Saul Hudson aka Slash to don his top hat!
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.. which no doubt inspired young Saul Hudson aka Slash to don his top hat!
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Doesn’t the guy from Akercocke wear a nice cap?
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He did in that photo but not normally.
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They go very well with turtleneck sweaters. I also like his older photos with the moustache.
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The moustache was a great look!
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And his was great. Very Shakespearean.
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I have a video where the drummer was dressed as Darth Vader.
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Here you go. Blast Vader in action!
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Sheer brilliant that Vader vid.
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Thought you’d like that!
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I want to know how much he paid for that costume!
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I know. It’s pretty authentic!
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I vote for Rick Nielsen’s caps and Michael Nesmith’s wool hat.
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I decided I only wanted one baseball hat guy, so I chose Morello although Neilsen’s were more unique. I really wish I included Nesmith though! Good pick!!!
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Brilliant- does Fish’s Grendel helmet count?
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I’m going to call that a mask. Which is a whole other equally cool list….
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Great hats all, but I’m sure there’s probably more. I just can’t think of any except for Angus Young’s schoolboy cap.
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Yeah another icon! I only wanted one ACDC member so I went with Brian for personal reasons!
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Someone mentioned Lynyrd Skynyrd. I remember Ronnie Van Zant having a cool had and bassist Larry Junstrom from 38 Special used to wear a large police hat.
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Nice call on the Kim Mitchell OPP!
Slash would be my #1 too
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Thanks for having my back Geoff!
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Couldn’t argue with Slash being your number 1 – he’s definitely who I thought of when I saw the title of the post. I’d also have Rick Nielsen and Michael Nesmith’s Monkees period hattage.
For utterly ridiculous hattage you’d have to have Jamiroquai in there, too.
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Does Buckethead’s bucket hat count??? I personally loved Stevie Ray Vaughn’s hat.
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OH GOOD ONE ZACH. SRV definitely needs to occupy this list.
Buckethead…I could always use him on my future “Best Masks” list.
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Yes, he does have that going for him too!!
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I would pay good money for the hat belonging to Slash.
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I think somebody stole it once!
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I just can’t imagine Slash without his hat, it’s like it is glued permanently to his head.
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He must shower in it.
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Haha, he brings new meaning to the phrase ‘you can leave your hat on’.
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Nice post! I thought Slash would have to be no.1 :) and LOVE the Peter Griffin podcast!! “I think that’s all the hats…?”
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Underwear because you’re a cat in a laundry basket hat…
Did you see Peter skewer Trump last Sunday?
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No, but I will do now. Thanks! :)
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“Grab ’em by the hand?”
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Football man hat…
Chinese “the sun is my enemy” hat…
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Well now I know how hats can be a Lebrain post. Well done!
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Dude, sometimes I get the dumbest ideas and I just have to run with them. (Hopefully not over a cliff)
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Some of my personal favourites-
Tony Martin’s cowboy hat of recent years
Alice Cooper’s Elected top hat
Noddy Holder’s “mirror” hat
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The Elected hat is pretty classic. I should have included Paul Stanley’s fireman hat.
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Best hats in Rock part 2?
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