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Record Store Tales #600: The Vault
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For those keeping score at home, this bonus CD contains tracks 151-165 in the Vault box set, 15 more than originally promised!
GENE SIMMONS – The Vault – Bonus Disk (Disk 11) (2018 Rhino)
As Gene notes in the book, there are many different versions of “Feel Like Heaven”…the most notorious of which is not on this box set. The “Vulgar Version” as we’ll call it is still just a bootleg. If you don’t know what it is, don’t ask. This demo of “Feel Like Heaven” is the most primitive, with Gene singing and playing bass over the sound of a vintage drum machine. This song is getting a bit repetitive, but this version definitely belongs only on a bonus disc. 1.5/5
“Obnoxious” is a surprise. It has a punky quality, but it also shares a chorus with “Reputation” which is an unreleased Kiss song from the 70s. “Obnoxious” is pretty good, daresay I prefer it to “Reputation”. The low-fi arrangement of bass and harmony vocals, with minimal guitar and no drums is really cool. Clearly it wasn’t intended to be released as-is, but I wouldn’t really change much. It sounds like Kiss. Sometimes things are best left primitive. Who knows? 4/5
Remember when the Kiss 40 compilations came out? They featured a brand new Kiss song called “Samurai Son”, featuring a Japanese girl group called Momoiro Clover Z. Although Kiss praised them at the time of the compilation album, in the liner notes here, Gene called them “basically dancers”. Ouch! Gene’s song submitted for the Kiss 40 compilation was “Mina-San, Mina-San”. Though ultimately, “Samurai Son” works better, “Mina-San, Mina-San” has a vintage Kiss vibe that the other song lacks. Really, the only thing wrong with this version is that Gene had to do all the vocals himself including the female backing vocals. So, it’s not perfect, it’s a little cringe when the backing vocals come in. Again, this is a demo – for demonstration! The song was not chosen and therefore never properly finished. 3/5
“Just Begun to Fight” is a title long mentioned in collector’s circles. Unbelievably, it’s really good. Gene notes it uses the same chords as “Dr. Love”, which is something that comes up frequently in this box set. The chorus shares commonality with “Burning Up With Fever”. Strangely, this might be the best use of them! “Just Begun to Fight” is vintage Kiss. Slow, powerful groove and a killer upbeat chorus. You can hear where Ace Frehley would lay down his solo. Gene recorded this song in 1978 with forgotten studio musicians. I would have liked to hear this song finished. Solid! 4.5/5
“It’s Funny, But It Ain’t No Joke” sounds like a low quality early 80s Kiss song. It’s fast and is fully written with lyrics and backing vocals, but it ain’t no good. Pun intended. There’s a pretty dreadful bridge to enjoy, and a caveman guitar solo to burn your ears out. 1/5
The song “Love By Invitation” was entirely written around one jazz chord that Gene liked. That chord repeats a lot. Gene doesn’t think this song was ever presented to Kiss. It doesn’t matter. Same results. Sounds like Unmasked era. Cool sax solo at least. 1.5/5
“Dorothy Lamour” also goes back to the Unmasked era, with Anton Fig on drums and Holly Knight on keyboards. This has an oldies rock and roll feel, but heavier. It has that 1950s sound with the bopping piano. Anton provides a solid backbeat. You can instantly hear a huge rise in quality over the previous drum parts on this disc. This doesn’t sound at all like a demo. This sounds like a finished album track with a great chorus accentuated by backing vocals. A song like this could have worked with Kiss, had they wanted to go back to that sound. Reminds me a bit of a toned-down “Bloody Luxury” by Whitesnake. 4/5
“Queen of Hearts” is not the Hot in the Shade song. This is a keyboard demo written with Pepy Castro around the time of Unmasked. It is truly dreadful, sounding like a lullaby for your nightmares. If it were a song by Jan Terri, it would be her best track, but it could be Gene’s worst. 0.5/5
Written in 1966, but recorded in 1980, “My Lorraine” is…something. Gene strums some pretty chords on acoustic and then breaks into a bad falsetto. For the second verse, he goes back to his normal voice. It’s a fine little folky song, but easily and justifiably forgotten. 2/5
“Leeta” is marginally better. This bad Beatles-y ballad was previously released on the Kiss Box Set. This old recording by Gene’s band Bullfrog Bheer reveals that Simmons had diverse tastes, but really hadn’t decided what he wanted to do. He was, and still is, willing to throw anything at the wall and see what sticks. However, if “Leeta” was a Beatles song, they would have given it to Ringo. 1.5/5
“Put on Your Slippers” originates in 1969, and Gene talks of the “folly of youth” in the liner notes. He wanted to be like Paul McCartney, and write and play all the instruments himself. He describes “Put on Your Slippers” as inspired by the Beatles’ “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”. See above note about Ringo. 1.5/5
Back to 1978, drum machines and keyboards! “Gypsy Nights” is so corny it’s hilarious! It sounds like an AM radio song from the era. It is fine, up until the bridge, which is just from another song altogether. The smooth guitar solo is nice, but…wow. Just wow. 2/5
Back in 1987 on the Kiss eXposed video, Paul Stanley teased Gene about writing songs such as “I Love Eskimos”. Gene responded by saying, “That’s not too far off.” And here we have “Eskimo Sun”…also known as “Only You!” The melody is familiar, but the song is otherwise very different, and not very good. It’s interesting to finally hear the “Eskimo” song that Paul was joking about, and it’s fascinating that it’s actually “Only You”, but wow, this is really not enjoyable listening. 2/5
Mercifully coming closer to the end, “Nancy” is another Bullfrog Bheer song. You can imagine Gene writing this stuff, taking it so seriously, thinking he is the McCartney of the next generation. Meanwhile, the song he wrote is utter crap. 1/5
And finally, written for Gene’s late uncle George comes one of the most surprising songs of all. “My Uncle Is A Raft” goes back to the 10th grade, performed with friends. It’s a delightful little folky jig that sounds like something from the 1930s. It’s hard to say it’s a great song, because part of its appeal is its low-fi authenticity which lends of a comedic vintage quality. It ain’t bad though. The “yee-haw!” in the middle of the song says it all. This is an upbeat little number that sounds like it’s from another era entirely. Fascinating and delightful. 4/5
What a weird disc this was!
Average score by song: 2.16/5 stars, the lowest of the set.
Next time, we will sum up the box set and look at the extras. The Vault isn’t finished yet.
Bonus Disk 11 Track length and songwriters (from Wikipedia)
1. Feel Like Heaven (3:07) Simmons
2. Obnoxious (2:37) Simmons
3. Mina’San, Mina’San (2:13) Simmons
4. Just Begun to Fight (3:27) Simmons
5. It’s Funny, But It Ain’t No Joke (2:32) Simmons
6. Love by Invitation (3:21) Simmons
7. Dorothy Lamour (2:31) Simmons
8. Queen of Hearts (3:14) Simmons / Castro
9. My Lorraine (1:58) Simmons
10. Leeta (2:25) Simmons
11. Put on Your Slippers (2:24) Simmons
12. Gypsy Nights (2:55) Simmons
13. Eskimo Sun (3:08) Simmons
14. Nancy (1:27) Simmons
15. My Uncle Is a Raft (1:16) Simmons