By request: A review of Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy so long that I split it into two parts. Part Two comes tomorrow. Read on!
RECORD STORE TALES Part 285: Chinese Democracy
The story goes like this:
In late 1994/early 1995, T-Rev and I would update the store’s “new releases board” every few weeks. This board advertised what new releases were coming in the weeks and months ahead. When I was given my own store, T-Rev took over the original as manager, and continued on diligently with the new releases board.
Of course, one of the most anticipated releases even back in 1994 and 1995 was the “new” Guns N’ Roses. We’d sat through solo albums from Izzy, Duff, Gilby and finally Slash himself. While Izzy and Gilby came close to the mark, none of these were a substitute for a real Guns N’ Roses album. The only official new Guns N’ Roses CD that we had for sale was the CD single for “Sympathy For the Devil”. Little did we know back then that “Sympathy” was like the straw that broke the Guns’ backs! (Axl had secretly brought in Paul Huge as Gilby Clarke’s replacement, and had him overdub “answer” solos to go with Slash’s. Slash was furious, especially since Axl fired Gilby without telling anyone.)
The rumours were always buzzing, so T-Rev would periodically call me. “Mikey! Do you know any more new releases I can add to the board?” I was always checking out M.E.A.T Magazine, and inside a recent issue (March/April 1994), Slash himself said he was mixing the new album himself, and that it would be out by summer. He actually went into quite a bit of detail regarding the new Guns N’ Roses album in this article. He offered no song titles, but it’s easy to tell from his descriptions that many of the songs ended up on his and Gilby’s solo albums. He downplays Axl Rose’s contribution to the project considerably.
Flush with cryptic updates such as these, I would always be able to help T-Rev keep the new release board up to date.
“Yeah man, I got a Guns N’ Roses update for you,” I would tell him on the phone. “The new album’s coming out next quarter.” After M.E.A.T Magazine went bust in 1995, I would have kept up with the latest Hit Parader or RIP Magazine. The release dates kept getting pushed back.
Every month, T-Rev would dutifully change the board. Guns N’ Roses – spring 1995. Then the next month, he’d call me again. “Anything new?” And I’d let him know whatever I’d read. “The album’s scheduled for summer. This is according to Metal Edge,” or whatever.
And the board changed again. Fall 1995. Christmas 1995. Spring 1996. It became a running gag. Even if there was no GN’R news, T-Rev kept that album on the board dutifully. He’d just bump it ahead a couple months. He kept doing that until the store moved and changed formats at the end of ’96. Even if no customers got the joke, the two of us thought it was freakin’ hilarious. Trevor always predicted it would never come out.
I don’t think we would have laughed if we knew how long it would really be before Chinese Democracy was finally released to the public! We waited through lineup change after lineup change, and the release of the new track “Oh My God” in 1999. It would be almost a decade more before the final release. Would it be worth the wait? Find out tomorrow.