ARKELLS – “The Last Christmas (We Ever Spend Apart)” / “Pub Crawl” (2021 single)
I usually prefer an original Christmas song to a traditional one. We’ve all heard those standards a million times. How about something new? For Christmas of ’21, the Arkells put out a single with two originals: “The Last Christmas (We Ever Spend Apart)” and fan favourite “Pub Crawl” (from 2020).
The Christmas tune doesn’t particular sound like a Christmas tune. It sounds like an Arkells song. The synth strings and Beatles-y guitar solo dominate the music. It’s upbeat with singalong qualities, but the lyrics kind of nail the Christmas vibe of the last few years. Reflecting on the pandemic and the holidays we didn’t spend together: “Last Christmas, I didn’t get to hug you, last Christmas, it almost broke my heart.” I really like this verse: “Are we Catholic, are we Protestant? Jewish somewhere down the line? Got a cousin who’s Republican, I promise I won’t pick a fight.” Once again, the Arkells tap into those real feelings. It’s a good song, though it probably won’t usurp anything from your favourite seasonal playlist.
“Pub Crawl” sounds a lot more Christmas-y though the lyrics are only vaguely so. “Maria’s dancin’ around, and she’s singing Mariah,” is a reference to Mariah Carey’s ever-popular Christmas album. Instead of 12 days of Christmas, they have 12 pubs to crawl through. It starts as a piano ballad, and then kicks up into a rocker complete with guitar solo and handclaps. Max even references himself in the lyrics by name: “And Max is about to cry (I’m about to cry)”.
Don’t cry, Max! Merry Christmas, Arkells!
3.5/5 stars

Pub Crawl is a fun one. I like that! The other track is good too, but Pub Crawl is immediately grabs you.
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It seems to be a favourite with their fans. I noticed a lot of them requesting it on their current tour! Me, I’ve never gone out to a pub for Christmas, but maybe the kids do?
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I’ve never done a pub crawl for Christmas. I’ve gone to a Waffle House, but never pubs.
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I’ve only ever gone to a pub for food! LOL Waffle House sounds more my speed. I assume they do all day breakfast?
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And it is awesome. We actually go for Christmas dinner every year. That is what I want for my birthday so that is what I get.
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Really! Interesting. We have never gone out for Christmas, ever. Sounds like a fun tradition and a way to leave the dirty dishes at home!
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Exactly. No cooking and no dishes to clean on Christmas. We do all that on Christmas Eve where I cook a big dinner.
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Us too. My sister hosts. She does a magnificent job for a vegetarian. LOL
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Oooh, a vegetarian Christmas dinner…not sure what to say about that. LOL!!
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Oh I should clarify – she’s vegetarian but we all eat steak that night.
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Okay, that makes it better. LOL!!
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Steak for Christmas man…nothing better than that.
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Sounds good. On Christmas Eve I usually do Chicken Parmesan with Angel hair pasta and homemade sauce. Garlic bread and then whatever sides they want.
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Oh man!!! That’s delightful too!
I remember one year my mom made cabbage rolls and my cousin complained that they tasted like wet socks. My poor mom!!
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LOL!! Ouch!!
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I’ve added these to my Christmas song list on Spotify.
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That is cool. Thank you for doing that!
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