OASIS – Wibbling Rivalry (single/bootleg, 1995)
It all started with an interview with Q magazine. The spark was only the slightly mischievous question, “How do you feel about the fact that, already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being rock’n’roll animals?”
What followed was, possibly, the greatest train wreck interview in all history, which luckily was recorded and released by a label called “Fierce Panda” under the name Oas*s.
I really have nothing else to say. I’ll let Noel and Liam say it all. Just buy it. You need this. Some highlights:
Liam: No…No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Noel: Fuck off! Bullshit! Bullshit!
Or how about this classic:
Liam: You get into situations…
Noel: No…you think it’s rock’n’roll to get thrown off a ferry, and it’s not.
Liam: I don’t think it’s rock’n’ roll.
Noel: You fucking…that was your quote, you prick! That was your quote!
Liam: No it weren’t! No it weren’t! No it weren’t!
Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
Liam: Do you know him?
Noel: I don’t, but do you?
Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
Liam: No. About a fucking thousand-and-five fuckin’ one.
5/5 fucking stars
Please note: “a fucking thousand-and-five fuckin’ one” is not an actual number.