RECORD STORE TALES MkII: Getting More Tale
#369: Grocery Store Rock
The lovely Mrs. LeBrain finally came home from the hospital just before Valentine’s Day. Three weeks in that place, or close to it, monitoring for seizure activity. Mission accomplished, Mrs. LeBrain returned home to find my nearly empty fridge and cupboards. A weekend grocery shopping trip was arranged and we restocked the essentials.
Normally I don’t really spend a lot of time at the grocery store, but this was an extended trip and I found myself noticing the songs that were playing. I was hearing 80’s rock, oldies, classic rock, and a variety of tunes that I didn’t expect at the grocery store.
I remember growing up, going to the store with my mom as a kid, and they were playing Muzak. Same store, same location, Muzak was playing 30 years ago. When did this change? I didn’t notice. I worked in a grocery store myself when I was in highschool, but I’ll be damned I could tell you what music was playing. Therefore it was most likely Muzak. That same old Muzak that always sounded like a watered down version of the M.A.S.H. theme. I’ll take classic rock over that any day.
Here are the tunes I remember from the Great Snowstorm Grocery Shop of Feb 2015:
1. Blondie – “Atomic”. Blondie is coming to town this July as part of Big Music Fest, so that was totally appropriate.
2. The Beau Brummels – “Laugh Laugh”. I recognized this old classic from an episode of the Flintstones!
3.The Kinks – “Come Dancing”. I have been on a serious Kinks kick since December. “Come Dancing” and “Apeman” are currently my two favourite Kinks songs, but the tropical feel of “Come Dancing” hits the spot when it’s -16 degrees outside.
4. The Tokens – “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”. This one killed the momentum for me, so I went to the junk food isle.
5. The Doors – “Break on Through”. Morrison’s tormented screams haunted me in the cereal section.
6. Tommy Tutone – “867-5309 (Jenny Jenny)”. By amusing coincidence, this song came on as I wandered away from Jen, and went looking for her. I had a laugh over that, and I’m sure shoppers wondered why I was chuckling. Jen couldn’t hear the song over the sound of the refrigeration in the produce section.
7. A Taste of Honey – “Boogie Oogie Oogie”. I first heard this Disco classic on the Craig Fee Show.
8. Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Sweet Home Alabama”. Moms listen to this now. That’s the reality of the world we live in today.
Not a bad batch of tunes for a grocery shopping trip. Certainly better than Muzak, you must agree! It wouldn’t have been so bad working at the grocery store with those kinds of tunes.
I’m sure they play songs in the stores here as well but I’ll join in you in being damned because I couldn’t tell you what is/was playing!
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I’m curious though, so next time you’re out buying some veggies why not let me know if there were any tunes playing?
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Went to the shop yesterday and they have a in-house radio station playing new-ish pop-ish songs (to be honest, I wouldn’t know if its new or not, haha!). Too much talking for my liking – like this next song is dedicated to you shoppers out there! I.e. spend your money, dammit!I’m definitely going to pay attention to the music when I go to the stores now…watch this space, lol!
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In-house radio station! right up there with elevator music!
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It’s a fate worse than desk…they are playing inhouse radio stations with reject dj’s and dubious music…and now that I’ve become aware I’ll have to cross over to the new store…
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I’m really tempted now to sample different stores across town.
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sorry – gave me a posting error on my side so i kept trying ;)
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Do you get this much in Canada… Motorhead’s The Ace Of Spades?
For some reason, over here in the UK, it seems to be a pop song. Like, if you watch TOTP2 where its all 1970s/80s UK top40 pop, there’ll just be Motorhead in there too. Or if you’re learning first aid, it’ll be on in the background on the radio beside Britney Spears and Beyonce.
People over here just have this weird singular exception that it aint heavy or noisy. It gets a random free-pass from rock haters.
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If I went grocery shopping and heard Ace Of Spades, I’d probably spaz out right there in the aisle and spend those two minutes destroying as much of the place as I could in absolute glee!
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Oh I’d absolutely be headbanging. Other shoppers be damned!
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A British comedian once spoke about this. How supermarket music goes, “dink dink a dink dink dink a dink.” If they played ‘Anarchy in the UK’ no one would buy anything.
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No I don’t hear a lot of Motorhead in mainstream places Jimmy. The radio plays them once in a while, and yes it’s usually something like Ace of Spades rather than something else.
Have you heard their acoustic version of Ace of Spades? Surprisingly good!
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You should hear what they play at my gym. Remember Right Said Fred?
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Oh dear me. Our gym is really shitey techno/dance crap, played at an insidiously low volume.
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Jesus Murphy! They don’t still play Right Said Fred…do they?
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Yeah. They do. It’s pretty funny really. It always puts a smile on my face.
I’m just glad they change the station when Michael Bolton starts singing “When A Man Loves A Woman.” How am I supposed to work out to THAT?
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OK, seriously? THAT song playing at a gym? Why not just permanently change the station? Do you like in a town of douchebags or something?
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Hahn. Yeah, this is a town of douche bags. Usually I listen to my MP3 player, but every now and again the battery runs out.
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My wife bought some kind of portable battery charger for just such an emergency.
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I never thought about it as an ’emergency.’ But now the next time it happens I may pull the emergency defibrillator off the wall and give myself a few jolts.
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Music seems to be pretty random in stores. When I was working in a home improvement store over a decade ago, the music was for the most part bland and then, every once in a while you’d get Teenage Fanclub or Paul Weller. These days, I am pleasantly surprised sometimes by hearing the odd good tune out of the blue and I have to check my ears.
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Teenage Fanclub or Paul Weller in a hardware store? Incredible! Never would have imagined it.
I remember having a romantic lunch in the summer of ’95 in Elora Ontario, on a patio. Playing was Black Sabbath’s “Sign of the Southern Cross”. I still can’t believe it!
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No joke: I remember setting off a re-assessment of The Style Council after hearing “My Ever-Changing Moods” blasting (not really) through my local grocer’s “system”!
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That is AWESOME. I wish I could say I had a similar story.
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I have noticed that beer stores have started playing awesome tunes. It doesn’t matter which one I go to, they always have a great tune on. The last one had a long line and I heard Black Sabbath, Megadeth and Metallica while I waited. It made waiting in line seem ok.
My fave Kinks song is Destroyer. It brings back memories of bringing my ghetto blaster to grade school. Good times.
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Man, that’s an extremely long time to be waiting if you heard three songs! Were you behind someone ordering cases for a wedding? ;) I only spend enough time in the beer store to return empties, and I don’t ever recall hearing music on full-stop.I’ll have to keep my ears peeled.
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I listened to Destroyer after you posted this Brian. Yeah, it’s a fave of mine too, for sure. Get some Paranoia!
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That’s a change of pace from the coninuous light (or lite as they called it) hits I was used to when working at a grocery store – lots of Shania Twain ballads & later career Rod Stewart!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
And guess who else is coming to town with Blondie for Big Music Fest? Late career Rod Stewart!!!
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Just checked out the lineup – what a diverse mix, reunited Soundgarden and a dancer from Dancing with the stars?!
I presume you’ll be there for Extreme?
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If I win tickets I will absolutely go. I won’t pay though. I’m not excited about anybody EXCEPT Extreme who I think will actually steal the show. When they’re “on”, they have a tendency to do that. Remember the Freddie Mercury concert in 92?
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I had forgotten it – the medley’s playing on youtube as I type, they can play!
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They absolutely can! But when they crash and burn on stage it’s legendary. There’s a video that has been since taken down when they’re playing Get the Funk Out and everybody walks off except the singer and drummer. The singer’s trying to get the crowd going, and says to the drummer, “Kick it Kevin, do something Kevin!” And then Kevin walked off stage too. LOL. No idea what the story with that is.
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Man I am hyper-sensitive to music in grocery stores. It almost always pisses me off. And this is troubling because grocery shopping is one of my favourite things to do, shopping-wise (I generally hate shopping unless it’s for records!). I posted on the KMA a looooong time ago about hearing Smells Like Teen Spirit (not a muzak version, the full album version) in a store. I heard Green Day one time too. Odd to be selecting tomatoes while Kurt wails and Billie Joe sneers at you from overhead…
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That’s pretty cool! Jen says she remembers hearing a Muzak version of Teen Spirit. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that one. I think I did hear Black Hole Sun once.
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It always seems I get there behind 10 other people also bringing back empties. Then I have to go to another line to buy beer. I always think of the Soup Nazi Seinfeld episode. I don’t want to complain or I might get the Beer Nazi treatment. “NO BEER FOR YOU!”
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Break on Through in the supermarket? man, the 60’s failed!
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Somewhere, Morrison is crying. (Assuming that it’s true that he didn’t die!)
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Calling the Lizard King to the checkouts, Lizard King to the checkouts please.
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Would you like paper or plastic, Jim?
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I CAN SEE THE MUSIC!!!
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Umm, Mr Morison could you stop mumbling about ‘riding the snake o the lake’ and your mother for 5 minutes and go help Carl with a spillage in the dry goods section please?
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Haha actually I was going for this:
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Genius, I’d never seen that one before.
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Genius, I’d not seen that one before.
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Ah yes, I remember grocery store music. I worked in one around the same time, early summer 1984. The store played a AM station that had a ten song loop. The only three songs I remember were:
Borderline- Madonna
Let’s Hear It For the Boy- Denise Williams
Sister Christian- Night Ranger (at least that one was bearable) but the same ten songs going on for several hours did amount to torture.
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Oh man. A 10 song loop. You sir have endured much in your storied careers!!! In 1984, you couldn’t escape those songs. Although I didn’t know who sang Sister Christian back then. I thought Motorhead sang it, because it sounded like he was singing “Motorhead…”
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Motorhead singing Sister Christian, that would be something worth hearing.
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Wouldn’t it be? Clearly, I had only heard OF Motorhead at that time, not actually heard Lemmy singing.
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The day I heard “Glow” by Rick James playing at my favorite grocer was a memorable event. “The King Of Punk-Funk” playing in the suburbs of Detroit!
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Oh that’s awesome. I think Rick James would be smilin’!
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I always have my iPod on me whenever I go to the grocery store – mostly buying orange juice for myself – so I don’t tend to notice the music they play. I was, however, playing some Alice Cooper.
School’s out for summer, school’s out forever…
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Oh how I wish it were summer right now Nick!
I don’t like wearing ear phones in public. I’m always the guy who doesn’t realize other people are around me, and then I do embarrassing stuff :)
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I can understand that.
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Some playlist!
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No kidding eh? Almost looking forward to the next trip. Maybe I’ll try different stores and see what’s up :)
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At last, the end of the 56 comments.
Anyway I recently went into a European butcher/liquor store and was pleasantly superiors to hear some Stones, some Beatles, some ELO, and Billy Idol’s Rebel Yell
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Ducking Auto-Cucumber. That was supposed to be surprised not superiors
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Haha got it!
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Very nice! Here you would probably hear Michael Buble and Andrea Bocelli in a European butcher, and lots of stuff I wouldn’t know!
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