A shout-out to Geoff at 1001albums for the inspiration.
RECORD STORE TALES MkII: Getting More Tale
#381: There’s Only One Way to Rock
Back in 1981, the philosopher Samuel Roy Hagar announced that there is “only one way to rock”. He made his case on the song “There’s Only One Way to Rock” from Standing Hampton, a song that he later performed in Van Halen. An except of Sammy’s argument is below:
I’ve heard it called by different names
All over the world, but it’s all the same
Now there’s so many ways to make love
A million ways I been thinking of, oh yeah
But there’s only one way
There’s only one way to rock, yeah
While Hagar is normally quite convincing, I have to disagree with him on this matter. In fact I was able to think of at least five ways to rock while on my lunch break. I am sure you can think of many more. How many ways to rock are there? Here are five of my personal favourites!
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Spot on! I know because I’ve done all five too.
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Ha! Rock on, Mike! Two others that I partake in regularly: breakfast rocking and walking rocking.
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Oh yeah! Walking rocking! That would have been my #6 had I not decided to cut it at 5. Great stuff J.
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Man I have some serious revelations about Hagar’s hair!
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Please to share!
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His hair looks a bit like the type of rare breed dog favoured by well-heeled overweight US housewives.
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Best in show!
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Awesome visuals too – I had no idea we had such a great artist in our midst!
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There’s a reason they wouldn’t let me make signs at the store.
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I pound the pavement everyday at 330pm as that’s when I’m done work. My wife gets off at 4pm and its exactly a half hour walk so I rock walk! The iPod is jacked and I rock it! Hahahaha.
People drive by all,the time and say hey I could pick u up I tell them Nope….unless it’s hailing out pick me up but I’m Halening Out!
Hahaha….
That was pathetic!
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Halening out? Best when done in a VAN.
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I do plenty of bus rocking!
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I rock everywhere I go. Even the loo. It’s EPIC.
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Mall rocking.
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Trail rocking.
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Tightrope rocking.
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Speed rocking.
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Dog rocking.
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Street rocking.
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Jay-rocking.
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Space rocking.
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Sky rocking.
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Wing rocking (on airplane wings).
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Trailer rocking (don’t bother knocking).
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Sleep rocking.
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Moon rocking.
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Love it!
For those about to rock in multiple scenarios & document it in stick-figure drawings, I’ll salute that any day!
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and I’ll add the jog rock – or yog rock as pronounced by Ron Burgundy!
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Bwahaha!! This was great!!
Q rocking – Done while BBQing. Did that just yesterday!
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Frightening fact: all of those came off the top of my head. Because the rock is strong with this one! Hahaha
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I could think of a lot more, man, so it goes!
Music is the {daily} lifeblood, fo’ sho’! :)
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I’ll have to sketch some of these for a future instalment. Because I’m so good at sketching.
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Fuck I wanna do some Q rocking soon. Cottage season approaches.
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I am cleaning our bbq grills this week. We’re not far behind! We’re lucky, our bbq is out on the deck and hooked right into the house gas line, no tanks to fill. Just fire it up and go. Love it.
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I love every one of these!! Wish I could see a drawing for them all.
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Thanks! Well, you have lots of lunch breaks. GIVE ‘ER!
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