With W.A.S.P.’s second album The Last Command, Blackie & cohorts made a slight move closer to the mainstream. Blackie Lawless gave the producer’s chair to Spencer Proffer who worked magic with Quiet Riot in 1983. There was also a new drummer. W.A.S.P. said sayonara to Tony Richards and hit Japan with new guy Steve Riley, who today is best known for L.A. Guns. Riley’s pasty-white demeanor fit right in with W.A.S.P.’s horror rock fantasy. This foursome (also featuring guitarists Chris Holmes and Randy Piper) became what many refer to as the “classic” lineup.
Each side of the original LP was top-loaded: “Wild Child” led off side one while “Blind in Texas” was used to ignite side two. This was a calculated move, as none of the rest of the songs are as memorable as the two singles. The strategy worked as this album doubled the sales of W.A.S.P.’s first, and those two singles had a lot to do with it. “Wild Child” in particular was proof that W.A.S.P. could write songs and not just iron riffs. With a bright incandescence, “Wild Child” found its way onto radio. It’s an early example of what Blackie Lawless can do when he gets everything right.
As for “Blind in Texas”? It was always more of a novelty, a chance for the crowd to yell along with Blackie (just listen to the live B-side version on the Headless Children CD). A cute ZZ Top cameo in the music video didn’t hurt their chances on the Power Hour, and even the staunchest critic must admit this is a blast of pure fun.
Delving into the deeper cuts, “Ballcrusher” is…a quaint love song, let’s say, with a metal chug and a cutting W.A.S.P. riff. Throw on one of those shouty W.A.S.P. choruses and you pretty much know how “Ballcrusher” goes! Wealth is celebrated on “Fistful of Diamonds” which is the blueprint for all the generic W.A.S.P. rockers to follow. Steve Riley made his songwriting debut on “Jack Action”, a cool but forgettable nocturnal chug. On side one, however you will discover one real diamond which is the slow and ominous “Widowmaker”. This one too is a blueprint, for classic W.A.S.P. prowls like “The Headless Children”.
Side two has its own pits and valleys. As a sequel to the first album’s ballad “Sleeping (In the Fire)”, “Cries in the Night” is less successful. However it does have a strangely futuristic Iron Maiden-circa-1992 vibe, as if Steve Harris nicked this song for some of his own on Fear of the Dark. “The Last Command” is junk; limp and hookless. Blackie plagiarized himself and not for the last time. When Blackie goes “Running Wild in the Streets” it sounds as if he’s stealing from Quiet Riot. Ask Spencer Proffer, but surely the similarity between the “all the way!” section and the “I want more!” part of “Scream and Shout” is not coincidence. The point is moot as neither song is particularly amazing. Closing The Last Command is “Sex Drive”, a “good enough” song but only just.
W.A.S.P. have been generous with their reissues and included virtually all their related B-sides on the CDs. “Mississippi Queen” (Mountain) is actually a decent B-side cover. You have to wonder if, in 1985, W.A.S.P. could have had a hit with “Mississippi Queen” just as Motley Crue did with “Smokin’ in the Boys’ Room”. Then “Savage” is better than 90% of the actual album. Why are songs like “Savage” left off albums? Who makes the decision to release it as an obscure B-side? The rest of the bonus tracks are all live B-sides, and all W.A.S.P. classics: “Fuck Like a Beast”, “I Wanna Be Somebody”, “Sleeping (In the Fire)”, “Hellion” and “On Your Knees”. Some suffer from excessive crowd noise, but it sounds like W.A.S.P. were formidable live. Blackie should consider selling a live album made up of single B-sides like these, all in one place.
So good are the bonus tracks for The Last Command that they even alter its final score:
3/5 stars (original LP)
3.5/5 stars (CD reissue)