Just Listening to…Styx – The Serpent is Rising
For Christmas this year, my beautiful wife bought me not one, not two, not three, but four Styx albums! This was easier than it sounds, because 1) I have an Amazon wishlist, and 2) the first four Styx albums were handily reissued together in a 2CD set called The Complete Wooden Nickel Recordings. I hadn’t heard any of these albums in full before Christmas. All four albums were quite good, but the third, The Serpent is Rising, was especially intriguing to me.
I played the four albums in order, recognising a few songs and absorbing others for the first time. After two full albums and over an hour of progressive rock, I was struck by a song so odd that I had to remove my headphones and check my computer to see what was going on. Did a Youtube video somehow start playing in the background? What I was hearing…did not sound like what I had heard!
Would you believe that way back in 1973, Styx were playing around with hidden tracks on albums? On CD, the track came up with the name “As Bad as This”, written and sung by guitarist John Curulewski. It is a low, bluesy lament, contrasting some of other more complex songs like “The Grove of Eglantine”. When “As Bad as This” comes to a close, the last thing you’d expect to follow is a song about plexiglas toilets.
“Don’t sit down on de plexiglas toilet, said the mama to her son. Wipe the butt clean with the paper, make it nice for everyone.” All done acoustically in a really bad Caribbean accent. I am not joking. The hidden track “Plexiglas Toilet” is over two minutes of pure silliness. I admit that I love it; it fits my sense of humour. But this never, ever, ever should been on a progressive rock album! How? Why? And it’s right smack in the middle! It sits at the very end of side two of The Serpent is Rising!
Toilets aside, The Serpent is Rising is otherwise a pretty strong Styx album. They were getting more diverse record by record, and their chops kept getting better. Depending on the kind of Styx you like, the best song could be “Winner Take All” for its pop choruses, or the prowlin’ “Witch Wolf”. But they really didn’t have a direction yet. There’s rock, pop, blues, weird spoken bits, plexiglas toilets, and Handel’s Messiah.
The album is not cohesive at all, but a lovely gift it is!
1. “Witch Wolf” 3:57
2. “The Grove of Eglantine” 5:00
3. “Young Man” 4:45
4. “As Bad as This”
a. “As Bad as This” – 3:45
b. “Plexiglas Toilet” (Hidden Track) – 2:22
1. “Winner Take All” 3:10
2. “22 Years” 3:39
3. “Jonas Psalter” 4:41
4. “The Serpent Is Rising” 4:55
5. “Krakatoa” 1:36
6. “Hallelujah Chorus” 2:14