Kiss rarities can be so crushingly disappointing. Some, like the Ramones cover “Rock and Roll Radio” are catalogue highlights. Others, like “Don’t Touch My Ascot” are just curiosities. Unfortunately the Paul McCartney medley of “Rock Show” and “Venus and Mars” fall into the latter category. But why?
These tracks come from a Paul McCartney tribute album called The Art of McCartney. On the back cover, the track is clearly listed as Kiss. But Kiss must have had some lineup changes if that’s the case. Doug Petty on bass! Dan Petty on guitar! Jason Paige on drums! You’ll be forgiven if you don’t recognize those names as Kiss members last time you checked. Only Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons from the real Kiss appear, and only in a vocal capacity. Why the false advertising? On the same album, Robin Zander and Rick Nielson “of Cheap Trick” are listed, but not Cheap Trick themselves. Yet Paul and Gene are credited as Kiss, tricking the fans into thinking they were hearing the band, not just two of the singers.
How is it?
Well, it doesn’t sound like Kiss, that’s for sure! Gene sings the “Venus and Mars” section, in his natural voice. Then a raspy Paul comes in, bringing a Kiss-like vibe with him. He gets to sing one of Paul McCartney’s coolest lyrics of all time:
What’s that man movin’ ‘cross the stage?
It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page.
Or Ace Frehley!
At no point do Paul and Gene sing together or harmonize like they used to when covering the Beatles on the streets of New York City. Doesn’t it seem like a colossal waste, having the two Kiss founding members appearing essentially separately? Would have been even better with Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer playing, but…hey, nobody asks me ahead of time!
And here is another reason why physical media is important. If you had just downloaded this from iTunes, you might never know that what you bought wasn’t really Kiss. Then again, the front cover does say “The songs of Paul McCartney sung by the world’s greatest artists.” Nothing in there about the playing part.
Buying this CD (to be reviewed separately at a later time) would still not be a bad idea. You’ll get exclusives by Alice Cooper (double shot), Sammy Hagar, Joe Elliott of Def Leppard, actual Def Leppard, Jeff Lynne, Billy Joel, Willie Nelson, The Cure, B.B. King, Dylan, Heart, Dion and tons more. Cooper’s “Eleanor Rigby” is worth the purchase alone. This helps negate the soul-squashing disappointing of buying a “Kiss” song that isn’t.