“It is with sadness that we announce that as of October 27, 2019, The Spatula Diner will be closing its doors.”
Sadness? For the staff, surely. For us, it’s more like mixed emotions. Yes, the Sausagefest crew has enjoyed breakfast there for almost two decades. We hadn’t planned on returning in 2020 even before the closure. A shrunken menu and poor service made up our minds for us. Our favourite meal was the breakfast monstrosity known as the Flesherton Fillup. Under new management, it ceased to exist. Remember when Uncle Meat had this conversation in July with the server?
“When did you get rid of the Flesherton Fillup?” he asked.
“Oh, we haven’t had that in a long time,” she responded.
“We were here last year and you had it then, I’m just surprised,” said Meat.
Condescendingly she answered, “Isn’t a year a long time?”
Relatively, but when you’re in a location like Flesherton Ontario where the business is seasonal, expect to be asked that question more than once.
Admittedly, we could have been…more considerate as customers. We could have called in advance to let them know they were about to be slammed by 30 hungry, sweaty guys. I would have preferred to do it that way, but was shot down every time!
Goodbye, Flying Spatula. Many a good steak-n-eggs and Flesherton Fillups were enjoyed there. But your time had come and parting isn’t always such sweet sorrow.
Hey, Harrison. I have a hypothetical situation for you. Suppose you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, a giant flying hot dog about 2 meters long comes floating down out of the sky. It hasno mouth or any other special features that you wouldn’t find on a normal hot dog, but somehow it can speak. Okay? It’s wearing a cowboy hat on the front of its body. It says, “Howdy, partner. Need a lift?” Then he throws over a cowboy outfit (ten gallon hat, chaps,a spurs, boots, etc.) with the force since he has no limbs. He tells you to put it on and he’ll give you a ride home. He says you have to stick your spurs in his side and he’ll neigh like a horse. Then you’ll both fly off. Do you take the ride?
Actually, this is an open ended question to Harrison, LeBrain, LeBrain’s Dad, Aaron, T-Rev, Mrs. LeBrain, Deke, 2loud2oldmusic, 80smetalman, J., KK, Heavy Metal Overload, kingcrimsonprog, 1537, boppinsblog, BuriedonMars, Bonnie L, keepsmealive, Tokyo5, EmmaKWall, stephen1001, etc.
I’ve been asking people this for years. It’s the ultimate personality test. I’ll explain when the answers flood in.
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Well…uh…um…err…no.
I don’t need a ride home. Wherever that place is has just become my home
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I absolutely would.
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I’m in. (The cowboy outfit comes with a pair of boots and Mrs.Lebrain isn’t known to turn down a new pair of shoes)
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Well, one less place for the arteries to clog up at Mikey! haha
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Are you trying to tell me something Deke? LOL I ate a salad today I’ll have you know!
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Brothers looking out for brothers!
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Pork chops are considered a salad, right?
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No, pork will still wreck your heart. Just like a cold woman.
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Very well, I shall keep that in mind when next ordering a salad. As for a reason to live? Simple, live albums are better than studio albums.
And wait a minute, didn’t you talk about the return of your halloween series of reviews?
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I did a review for the Oingo Boingo album Dead Man’s Party. I thought LeBrain was gonna post it on the first Thursday of the month, but he didn’t. So I was confused and I didn’t know what was going on. I haven’t written anymore, but I don’t know.
Here’s a sample. Great fucking album. Oingo Boingo rule, dude. That’s not really a big surprise though since their leader is the one and only Danny Elfman. Dark at the End of the Tunnel is another great Oingo Boingo album.
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Pretty damn good. Elfman is even cooler now
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SHIT. Did you send it? I missed it.
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A banger from Dark at the End of the Tunnel. “Out of Control” is another good tune from that one, probably one of if not the best anti-suicide song I’ve ever heard. From a lyrical standpoint, it does a good job of not being condescending, but being empathetic at the same time. Look it up and rejoice.
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Yeah, I sent it on October 1st. Check your email. I just sent it again. I can bang out two more really fast if you want to post them in succession in order to make up for the lost weeks.
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OK we will get this rectified. I apologize — I neglect my emails far too often.
I just finished adding the graphics to your first Halloween post and it’s locked and loaded!
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Your food pics are killing me! Every time I see one, I get hungry and want it. That breakfast looks wonderful and all I had this morning was a greek yogurt. I might have to splurge today.
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Dude, I’m just glad you enjoy the pics. The guys give me shit every year, you know. “Oh here comes the food paparazzi”. Yeah I’m one of those guys, but hey, if I didn’t know it, what else could I tempt John with?
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Ha! Food paparazzi! I would have to agree with them, but I don’t mind. I was disappointed the Rancid review didn’t have a picture of some rancid food.
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HAHA well shoot, I blew my chance there didn’t I? I need to consult you more often.
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The end of an era! That’s a shame because the food looks pretty nice.
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It was for many years. I believe I said they had the best steak and eggs I’d ever had. But it’s off the menu this year for whatever reason.
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It always sucks when restaurants take something you really like off the menu. We’ve experienced that ourselves when our local took smorhered chicken off their menu. It was Mrs 80smetalman’s favourite.
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Oh you have to describe this chicken to me!
PS — please message me if you would like a copy of the Max the Axe CD. No obligation to review.
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Basically, it’s just a chicken breast covered with melted cheese and bacon but my wife really likes it. I would like a copy of the CD so I guess I’ll send you a message on Facebook.
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It’s like you have to mourn these things twice. Once when they kill what it used to be and the second time for when it is actually gone.
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Yeah kinda? Our Mother’s Pizza bit the dust here. Same two feelings.
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