There has been this shady guy driving a silver Mercedes up and down our street. He’s definitely up to something. He always parks in the cul-de-sac at the end where he is out of sight. We used to assume he was dealing drugs but we found some evidence last week that suggests he’s up to something else.

Charming
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Totally gross — kids play down there :( Or used to.
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At least they’re being safe…
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Always a bright side!
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An illicit affair perhaps?
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A discreet one no doubt.
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It can’t be too discreet if the silver car is always there.
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That was my first thought. Mike had to jump right to prostitution for some reason.
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It’s true, our working theory is pumping. He is always picking up females from public housing and meeting other vehicles. We have an open case with Crimestoppers. I’m serious!
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I was going to say, it’s a slightly nicer vehicle than the one Joe Pesci/Daniel Stern used to drive around neighbourhoods in Home Alone – I don’t recall evidence like that though being used to catch the wet bandits!
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I really want this guy to disappear…I hope he does when the crisis is over and people return to the park.
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Ewwwww
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Double for me!
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Great detective work Kojack or do you want be known as Beretta?
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Canon…Frank Canon.
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Canon it is pal!
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I am so happy to hear (and see) he is being safe…but Yuck!!! Disgusting!
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Fucking gross. I felt gross being six feet away!
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At least you Social distanced.
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Magnum Lebrain at it again
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Now I got the Magnum theme in my head!
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