POISON – Poison’d! (2007 Capitol)
Talk about defying expectations. Β As a general rule, covers albums suck. Β By extension of that, you would certainly predict that a cover album by Poison would absolutely suck. Β After all, the band Poison haven’t made a decent studio album in well over 20 years. Β 2002’s Hollyweird was junk. Β Maybe it’s the presence of legendary producer Don Was, but Poison somehow managed to make a good cover album! Β I’m almost worried about losing credibility by saying this. Β I did indeed get Poison’d by it.
I think Poison are at their best when playing upbeat but hard pop rock numbers. Β “Little Willy” by the Sweet is a great example of that kind of song, and it’s right up Bret’s alley. Β It’s obvious that he doesn’t have the voice he once had (which wasn’t much to start with) but when Bret’s at home with a particular style it always works better. Β “Little Willy” is hella fun.
Here’s my Bowie confession — this guy here is not a fan. Β Maybe it’s over-exposure. Β I do like the hits, and of those “Suffragette City” is one I enjoy. Β Once again, Poison are at home, putting their slant on Bowie and somehow making it work. Β I don’t even mind C.C.’s over the top guitar slop — silly but that’s his style. Β I’m sure Bowie diehards will absolutely hate this.
The classic Alice Cooper ballad “I Never Cry” isΒ a great song, and Poison throw a little twang on it while keeping it pretty true to the original. Β Dick Wagner had a knack for writing incredible songs, and “I Never Cry” is one of the best he’s ever written. Β As for Bret, he’ll never be Alice Cooper but he’s not trying to be. Β Too bad C.C. can’t seem to hit the notes he’s searching for on the solo! Β If Poison had done this in 1988, they absolutely would have had a hit with it.
You wouldn’t expect a band like Poison to have too many Tom Petty records in their collection, but they do a great job glamming up “I Need to Know”. Β They nailed it by doing it in their style, and as long as you’re not too attached to Tom Petty’s original then you’ll dig it. Β On the other hand, I can picture Bret having a whole bunch of albums by the Marshall Tucker Band. Β “Can’t You Say” has that laid back, southern gospel rock vibe that Bret has been trying to copy for 25 years. Β Unsurprisingly, “Can’t You See” is better than most of Bret’s originals in the same style. Β Guitar solo aside it’s actually pretty great!
One song I really don’t care for anymore is “What I Like About You” by the Romantics. Β Hearing a decent cover though ain’t so bad. Β Surprisingly, once again, Poison do a great version. Β C.C.’s soloing doesn’t fit the track, but hey, that’s C.C. for you. Β Bret’s enthusiasm carries the track, which is in Poison rock mode. Β Then they slip by covering the Rolling Stones. Β “Dead Flowers” isn’t a song I would be brave enough to do, and Poison should have erred on the side of caution and not tried it. Β This is filler, butΒ I love the Cars, so I had my hopes up for the next trackΒ “Just What I Needed”. Β No need to fear — this one is in that hard pop rock mode that Poison do very well. Β It reminds me of their own song “So Tell Me Why” in tone. Β Count this one as an album highlight and personal favourite.
Some previously released tracks fill out the set. Β A Poison covers album should include their first cover, “Rock ‘N Roll All Nite”. Β This Kiss cover (produced by Rick fucking Rubin, no shit) was first released on the Less Than Zero soundtrack in 1987. Β You can also hear it in the background at the start of their music video for “Nothin’ But a Good Time”. Β I do not like it, but it’s nice to include. Β The Who’s “Squeeze Box” was originally from the aforementioned Hollyweird CD, and it’s sadly (but not surprisingly) a stinker. Β Jim Croce’s “You Don’t Mess Around With Jim” is a demo from 1987, previously released on the remastered Look What the Cat Dragged On. Β Not bad when you want a taste of that old-style Poison.
I think it’s kind of odd to put “Your Mama Don’t Dance” on this CD, since pretty much every Poison fan in the world already has that song. Β But here’s the overrated Loggins and Messina cover for you one more time! Β “We’re An American Band” was also previously released, on the Poison best of 20 Years of Rock. Β (“Rock ‘N Roll All Nite” and “Your Mama Don’t Dance” are also on that CD.) Β It’sΒ a good tune on which to end the CD.
Except it’s not! Β Walmart’s version of the CD had a bonus track, and it’s a baffling one. Β I’m very proud to say that I have never heard the song “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake. Β Having said that, I’m sure it’s better than Poison’s industrial-flavoured version. Β A colonoscopy is better than this. Β So essentially what Walmart have done is ended the album withΒ a colonoscopy for you. Β You’re welcome!
Missing: “Cover of the Rolling Stone” from the Crack A Smile album. Too bad, as that would have been better than getting “Your Mama Don’t Dance” yet again. Also missing (but not missed): “God Save the Queen” from the remastered Flesh & Blood.
Overall though? Β Good CD.
4/5 stars






