Come Sail Away

DVD REVIEW: Styx – 20th Century Masters: The Video Collection (2004)

STYX – 20th Century Masters: The DVD Collection (2004 Universal)

These 20th Century MastersΒ DVDs were a fun way to pick up key music videos from major bands at a cheap price. Β Today this role is largely filled by sites such as YouTube. Β The Styx edition features six of their cheesy best, and Styx did indeed make some cheesy music videos back in the day. Β There are no frills and no extras, just the vids, so let’s have a look.

Tommy Shaw’s “Blue Collar Man” is a rock staple with cool lyrics. Β This is a live version, and because of the big KILROY backdrop, I’m assuming this is from the Styx Caught in the Act DVD. Β I love the 80’s clothes although the haircuts haven’t changed as much as you’d think. Β The best part of this video is watching the late John Panozzo flailing away on drums, a sight that Styx fans certainly miss.

Thankfully, “Come Sail Away” is not live: Β it is the cheesy original. Β A bearded Dennis DeYoung croons and tinkles, hair highlighted by the spotlights. Β John Panozzo’s afro can be seen bobbing over the drum kit, before Shaw and James Young kick in with the chords. Β The band dressed in white appear to glow on stage, and it’s a gloriously terrible music video. Β Things like this have kitsch value to me. Β “Too Much Time On My Hands” is also the original, and this is just indescribably bad, so I’ll just present you these still photos to show you what I mean. Β It’s pretty hilarious. Β Fortunately it’s a good song!

“The Best of Times” is among my favourite Styx songs, in fact I had it played at my wedding reception. Judging by Dennis’ sparkly vest, it’s from the same video shoot as “Too Much Time On My Hands”. Β It has some of the same camp value, but without the embarrassing “acting” scenes. Β But damn, isn’t this a great song? Β Shaw’s “Boat On a River” is also excellent. Β Tommy plays mandolin, while bassist Chuck Panozzo weilds a big stand-up double bass. Β DeYoung’s on accordion, mustachioed instead of bearded. Β The folksy tune has always struck me as very Queen-like.

Finally, “Mr. Roboto” closes the DVD, as it must. Β Taking scenes from Styx’s short Kilroy Was Here film, it depicts Jonathan Chance (Tommy Shaw) searching for imprisoned rock star Kilroy (Dennis DeYoung). Β Kilroy is seen attacking a “Roboto” prison guard and thereafter making his escape wearing the mask of the robot. Β  It’s a nifty little sci-fi music video, something I’m a huge sucker for. Β “Mr. Roboto” is still a great memorable song with a cool little video.

3/5 stars