WTF Search Terms XI:  Health & Safety edition

Welcome back to WTF.  Everything seen below is an actual search term that somehow took people here to mikeladano.com.  In the public interest, today I thought I’d gather together health-concerned search items. (Missed the last installment?  Click here!)

1. dr george morgan lebrain (I am only a doctor of Rock)
2. doctors names and phone number in canada @yahoo.ca “+1” -spam (but I am unlisted)
3. dude dont shit a brick (never a good idea)
4. coleman biowipes reviews (great environmentally friendly product)
5. open car door pissing (not recommended)
6. how smoking makes you impotent
7. pisser male door (again with the pissing)
8. geoff tate spits on drummer (many viruses and bacteria can be transmitted through saliva)
9. guys who piss with the door open (…?)
10. how to loosen up and crack your neck  (very carefully is how…actually, just don’t.)

See ya next time for another batch of WTFs!