WTF SEARCH TERMS XLIII: More Sexy than Sexy edition
It’s Friday so it’s time for some funny.
WTF Search Terms are those weird words that you typed into a search engine to get here. Most of the time, people were searching for sex. From penis pumps to the genitalia of the lead singer of Queen, here are the latest and greatest WTFs!
- swedish penis pump for sail
- austin powers enlarge your penis
When I wrote Record Store Tales Part 266, about a novelty “penis pump” that I was given by co-workers, I never expected the hits to keep rolling in. And…”sail”?
- vhs porn call for bang
None here, but in Record Store Tales Part 69 (obviously), a porn tape did show up at the store.
- how big was freddie mercurys cock
This is a question you’re going to have to keep on googling because I do not know or care.
- is joshua kiszka bi
Greta Van Fleet’s singer? Don’t know, irrelevant question.
I know it’s dirty because xxx is in there.
Possibly linking up to a review for Trailer Park Boys Season 8.
- calf suck dick
- mary wiseman ass
Multiple searches here. Mary Wiseman plays the character of Sylvia Tilly on Star Trek: Discovery. And sadly this is not the first time Mary’s derriere has made this list.
- english lebrain sex story
My best guess is that some people think “lesbian” is spelled “lebrain”. Otherwise I’m curious. I’d like to read this story myself!
This is now the second time this one has made the list. How. The fuck. Does THAT lead HERE??
See ya next time for more WTFs.