KEEL β The Right to Rock (1985, 2000 Metal Mayhem Music/bonus track)
From the Gene Simmons Song Factory, heeeeereβs Keel!
Let’s talk about the bonus track first.Β Anybody could tell you that “Easier Said Than Done” was a Simmons song, just from one listen.Β Surely enough, scan the liner notes, and it’s Gene and Mitch Weissman, whom fans know from 1984’s Animalize album.Β Like many Gene Simmons productions, The Right to Rock bears his name on a few writing credits.Β “Easier Said Than Done” is right down mid-80s Kiss alley.Β What about the remix?Β Structurally, it is unchanged.Β The drums sound different, and on a whole the track sounds a little brighter.
That’s it for extras.Β The booket is only a single fold-out, with no lyrics.Β It has a note from Ron Keel, indicating that this is the first CD issue of the album outside Japan.
(The rest of this review was previously published in 2015)
The rest of the non-Simmons songs are basically reworkings of tracks from Keelβs first album Lay Down the Law. That album, like Ron Keelβs debut with Steeler (featuring one Yngwie J. Malmsteen) were on Shrapnel. For the A&M Records debut, they pulled out the big guns. They got Gene Simmons in all his wig-ness, and put out a very corny but tremendously fun music video.
It is βAmerica 1989β, and rock and roll is outlawed. βThose who are apprehended suffer severe consequences.β Can our young teenage Keel lookalike get away from the rock police? Quiet Riot did something similar with their βThe Wild and the Youngβ video a year later. Itβs corny fun.
The song too is corny fun. I guess itβs a classic now. It has that stock heavy metal riff that you need: something Motley Crue or the Scorpions would be comfortable with. It has that rebellious rock theme that was so prominent in the 80βs. It has a shout-along chorus. βYou got it! The Right to Rock!β Hey, I grew up in a Catholic school. I know what this is about. βDonβt let anyone tell you how to live your life!β I had a teacher call me out on the first day of school for wearing a Judas Priest T-shirt. I could relate to this song in a big way when I was 13.
It should be noted that Gene Simmons, as a producer, is not known for his sonics. The Right to Rock sounds pretty good for the period, but the drums ring shallow and weak. Thereβs not much presence for the bass guitar, and the backing vocals are the typical rock mush. Thatβs what you get with Gene behind the console.
βBack to the Cityβ has a good Priest-like chug to it. I think Keel were going for something middle of the road with their music, like Priest-meets-Scorps-meets-Crue-meets-Kiss. If so, this hit the mark. Ronβs vocals are overwrought but thatβs his style. If you donβt like that kind of vocal, you wonβt like Keel.
Kinda stinky is βLetβs Spend the Night Togetherβ. You know, I still gotta give the guys credit. They have made this into a pretty fine pop metal song. If you didnβt know the song, youβd assume itβs an original, in the pop metal genre. So from that perspective, I think itβs kinda cool. Stinky and cool β like good gorgonzola.
βEasier Said Than Doneβ was written by Simmons/Weissman, the same team responsible for much of the Animalize album. The lyrics even reference βRussian Rouletteβ, a song title Gene had been toying with for years. (A song called βRussian Rouletteβ was finally released on Sonic Boom.) So, guess who βEasier Said Than Doneβ sounds like? Thatβs right β it is a dead ringer for Simmons-style Kiss. And itβs actually a pretty good song. The problem is Ronβs Gene impression. I canβt help but chuckle at his dead-on Gene vocals. I dare you to refrain from a giggle yourself. Same deal with βSo Many Girls, So Little Timeβ. Kiss fans will recognize thatβs a line recycled from the Kiss song βBurn Bitch Burnβ.
Onto side two, βElectric Loveβ is a Keel original, but you immediately notice that the song isnβt as immediate as the two previous Simmons tunes. βSpeed Demonβ, another original, sounds exactly as the title implies. Quality-wise, itβs only at βPriest outtakeβ level (Defenders of the Faith era). Then itβs back to Simmons outtakes, with βGet Downβ, the weakest of the Simmons songs by a long shot. βYouβre the Victim (Iβm the Crime)β is a Gene-like title, but this too is a Keel tune. Itβs in the same vein as βSpeed Demonβ, and the same level of quality.
Itβs fun to revisit The Right To Rock periodicallyβ¦but sparingly.
3/5 stars


