Part one of a two-part series by request of the mighty DEKE!
TRIUMPH – The Sport of Kings (1986, remastered 2003, TML Entertainment)
And the award for Worst Album Cover of 1986 goes to…Triumph!
Seriously, can anybody tell me what the hell this is supposed to be? Methinks the band just didn’t care anymore, and the music contained herein bears me out.
The Sport Of Kings, following the double live Stages, was a total about-face for Triumph. Starting off with a turgid sequencer riff, the album shifts immediately into “coast” on “Tears In The Rain”. Keyboards, bad sounding drum samples, coupled with a sappy almost guitarless song, and that is the opening track! (I hereby trademark the word “guitarless” as my own creation.) Post-split, Gil Moore and Mike Levine were pretty adamant in their blaming up Rik Emmett for the change in direction. Certainly, the early part of Rik’s solo career backs up that claim.
I’ll admit to being into “Somebody’s Out There” at the time, but it is hard to listen to now in the car with the windows down. Wouldn’t want anybody to see me. (The remixed version from the recent Greatest Hits Remixed CD is better.) This song is just pure pop, way further into that direction than anything Bon Jovi was doing at that time. But not in a good way.
The sad thing is, I really used to dig this album to the point that I wore out my original cassette. Now, on CD, I once every few years. I’ll claim that I didn’t know better at the time. When I owned this the first time, I’d never heard a single Led Zeppelin studio recording; not one. I had never heard of “Smoke On The Water”, and I’d never heard a Rush album. Perspective changes even if the songs remain the same. The problem is that Sport Of Kings is too pop: not enough guitar, not enough rock, not enough Triumph, too many keyboards! Hell there are three keyboard players on this album (one being Kitchener’s own Scott Humphrey).
I’m trying to pick out some non-embarrassing highlights. I kind of like “If Only” for the lyrics and chorus. “Play With the Fire” is Triumph trying to be progressive again, but the song isn’t any good. I like “Take A Stand”, and I’ll admit to still enjoying “Just One Night” (an old Eric Martin demo, co-written by Martin and Neal Schon). I only wish the video remix was on an album of some kind. The superior original remixed version used in the music video has never been released on any music format that I own. I’ll have to use Audacity to rip it from a DVD.
This is not the remixed video, unfortunately — they’ve replaced the remix with the album version
I used to enjoy “Don’t Love Anybody Else But Me”, and I think the melody is still OK, but man, those lyrics. Gradeschool stuff. Of course, I was in gradeschool at the time! To me in 1986, these lyrics were probably pretty profound. There’s nothing wrong with admitting that your tastes have changed and some music you just don’t dig anymore. In this particular case, the tastes of the entire world have changed. Richard Marx does not make top-ten albums anymore. This album lacks spark of any kind, it’s just a keyboard-ridden embarrassment. If you played anything on this album side by side with “Blinding Light Show” or “It Takes Time”, you’d never guess it was the same three guys.
But it is, and they had only one more “contractual obligation” record left in them after this. The end was nigh.
Come back in a few days, and we will be discussing that very contractual obligation record!