Mrs. LeBrain and I have been married nine years, but in many ways we’re still romantic like newlyweds. The other night we went out together to take out the garbage. It was beautiful outside. The sun is up until late now, it was warm and there was a nice breeze. Neighbors were out, kids playing…it was that sort of night. I just threw on some pajama pants for the garbage walk.
As we were walking back, I started singing a silly song (it’s the kind of thing I do) and skipping ahead a bit. I didn’t hear what Jen was saying as she was trying to get my attention. I just kept singing and skipping.
Then I noticed my weiner was out. Jen was trying to warn me that my love gun was giving the neighbors a show. This explained why the one fella looked at me funny.
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ROFLMAO! You don’t say how your love gun got to be out in the first place.
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Well my usual answer to that question is “I’m Italian and it’s too big for pants sometimes”.
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Great answer! tee hee.
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I call it my Italian sausage.
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No one wanted a Rocket Ride??
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Only in the adult version ;)
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That made me laugh.
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Ace Frehley is supporting Alice in Newcastle Australia in October. Rocket Ride would be s bucket list moment. Also the original Alice Cooper. Billion Dollar Babies!!.
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HOLY COW MAN! That is awesome. Incidentally yesterday I spent several hours writing a review of the Life of Crimes of Alice Cooper box set, look for that in the new couple weeks.
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Well, that’s one way to celebrate garbage night!
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Flying free!
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Oooft.
Hahahahaha.
Phenomenal!
The neighbours now say “there’s that guy”.
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I hope they say, “He’s got a lot to be proud of.”
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Haha!
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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Rime Of The Ancient Wiener!
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Hahahahaha!
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Mesmerizes one of the neighbor kids…
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It’s nice out. I think I’ll leave it out…
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Sadly this is the second time (that I know of)!
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If you love something, set it free! ;)
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You’re something of an exhibitionist then?
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Some naughty innuendo there, haha.
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Haha, that’s funny. I had a similar experience, only I was dancing naked and hadn’t realised that my curtains weren’t shut.
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At least there was a nice breeze.
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Sounds like it should be a garbage night tradition.
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Lol I’ll see what I can do
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