So there’s these two guys at work. You’ve met Herbert before, a big guy with a big heart that everybody loves. Then there’s another guy, and for the purposes of this story, we’ll call him “Justin Bieber”.
Herbert recently bought a fidget spinner. They’re all the rage right now. Meanwhile, Bieber bought a fidget cube. These are toys for kids who have attention span issues, and studies show they might help. But now they are trendy for adults of all types too.
Bieber pulled a prank on Herbert, by disabling his fidget spinner. He saw a picture on the internet and did this:
Fortunately, Bieber unlocked the spinner before Herbert a) got a bolt cutter, and b) dumped Bieber’s backpack in a toilet. Happy ending!
Slow week this week. Jen thought this chicken finger looked more like a cock. Tee hee.
Photo by: Scott
Location: Market Square, Kitchener
Ever get text messages from numbers you can’t identify, but you know you know? Me too! Just a couple weeks ago I got “mystery texts” from someone bitching about country radio stations. It was easy to sort out that it came from Tyler, of Tyler and LeBrain fame. Bitching about country music is kind of his thing. But the text message below, I have no idea at all…
How things have changed at the cottage in just two years. It is true that Kincardine is not far from Bruce Nuclear. What’s new is the mandatory early warning system (in case of meltdown) and government-issued emergency iodine pills! Welcome to the atomic age. Cottage essentials used to be beach towels, a few candles if the power went out, and lots of card games. Now it’s distant early warnings and nuclear iodine pills!
Once again, thanks to Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for the inexplicable entertainment.
I found this crate, pictured below, at work amongst a pile of old tools. I thought I worked in a steel mill?! What the heck kind of work do we do around here anyway?!
Hi! I’m Mike!
Some people call me LeBrain. Some of my friends in the radio community call me LaLoofah. It doesn’t matter, I’ll answer to those, but I’m a Mike. Always have been, since I was born actually.
As readers generally know by now, my radio friend Craig over at 107.5 DaveRocks has nicknames for most of his listeners. He also likes to claim that he has “only 3.5 regular listeners” according to the last surveys. I’m one, and there’s another one named “Ass Kisser Mike”. Sometimes people mix the two of us up. I’ve met Ass Kisser Mike. He’s a really nice guy. We actually met recently at a protest. (You can read all about that here.) At the time, I jokingly said that we should take a picture together to prove we’re not the same person. However there was a lot going on and we never took the picture.
Fast forward to the April 12 2017 instalment of the Craig Fee Show. Another Mike called in, a new Mike. Craig feigned disbelief, he couldn’t have three callers named Mike out of 3.5 listeners, could he? This led Craig to start the rumour that I and Ass Kisser Mike are the same person. Fake news! He also speculated that Ass Kisser Mike’s righteous beard may be fake. And of course, I could not produce a photo of the two of us together.
I assure you, my faithful readers. LeBrain and Ass Kisser Mike are two different people. One day I’ll get a photo to prove it!
Not an actual photo of LeBrain and Ass Kisser Mike