Today’s Sunday Chuckle comes from Garrett Thomson, bassist for Hello Hopeless. Garrett is the master of “dad jokes”, and such humour. One day he was asked if he would be joining us for our usual lunch time Euchre game.
“Hey Garrett, are you going to play Euchre with us today?”
“I don’t know if it’s in the cards.”
Being sick is rarely funny, but in order to survive, one must be able to find the humour in such things.
I was sick last week. I woke up one morning with some bed-head, tried to run a comb through it, and well, this is what I looked like! Not quite a dead ringer for Jack Nance in Eraserhead, but close enough?
If you happen to find a 6″ Mandalorian Black Series action figure, snag it — those things are going for crazy money in resale. As of this writing, Amazon.ca is asking $80 for one (ridiculous).
I continued scrolling, looking for a better deal. What I found was…chuckle-worthy.
Mandalorian Handjob by “Harlotte Sometimes” is available to read, but only on Kindle!
“Fapper Oden Zero sets off on his first Galactic adventure. From his home planet in the Gamma System, the young man sees opportunity; Coruscant and the Core Worlds promise riches for the quick and the clever when the Republic finally falls. Oden signs on with a freighter. One last night of freedom tempts him. ‘Who is that innocent, sexy, seductive blonde?’ he asks. ‘Did she really just wink at me?'”
It turns out that Harlotte Sometimes is a prolific author with 16 titles under their belt. These include Bachelor in Space and Hard For Hillary.
I’ve only dipped a toe into reading fan fiction, and never the naughty kind. Maybe I’m missing out. For those with a pantsuit fetish, I recommend Hard For Hillary. If you’re more into tall, dark, and heavily armoured, maybe Mandalorian Handjob is for you!
We had a urinal down at work. For a short time, men had to do their business exclusively in the stalls.
Overheard in the stall next to me:
“Pissing in toilets is bullshit! This ain’t right.”
I hear ya, man. I hear ya!
If you’re a fan of Rick and Morty, then you know Rick Sanchez likes pancakes. I appreciate that, in a recent episode, Rick is seen using Canadian maple syrup, so I thought I’d share that with you.
Some pancakes wisdom from Rick Sanchez:
“Now if you don’t mind, I have pancakes waiting for me at home; they’re about to reach that critical syrup absorption point that turns the pancake into a sticky paste.”
He’s 100% right! There is a critical window that pancakes must be consumed in. Rick knows!