I was brainstorming some stories this week when I suddenly remembered one involving best buddy Bob, one of the Jedi masters who instructed me in the ways of rock.
It was early 1986, and Bob and I were gearing up for Wrestlemania II: Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy in a cage match! We went to the park and wrestled in the snow. We pretended to be Hogan while one of the snowbanks was King Kong Bundy.
Another kid from the neighborhood showed up, Billy Seabrook. Neither of us liked Billy Seabrook. He wrestled a bit with Bob, who bodyslammed him into a snowbank. Suddenly Seabrook dropped his pants and said “Look at this!” There was a piece of poo in his underpants.
Bob started making fun of him for pooing his pants, and that was when Billy claimed it was just a piece of gum that he saved there.
Bum Gum. I don’t think that’s an actual thing!
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Bum gum ewwww!! Ah, Wrestlemania 2, I remember it for the controversy. Hulk Hogan won the match by climbing out of the cage, which wasn’t done before then.
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Oh really! I was so young and I don’t remember. I just remember being really really into Hogan at the time!
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There goes breakfast. Maybe I will be hungry for lunch.
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Ack. I need to put warnings on these things.
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You are good. I was only kidding.
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Thats Fucked!
HAHA…
I think this happened last winter!
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HAHAHAHH no sir, although I still enjoy taking a flying leap into a snowbank.
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!!!!
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I think I know why neither of you liked that kid.
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HAH! Yeah I think you’re right.
Here’s a coda to the story. Seabrook was “that kid” in highschool that got busted whacking it in the bathroom.
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Kids are weird. Some more than others. Wonder what he turned out like, as an adult.
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I was going to say, what an unappetizing title – and the reason for it revealed in the story, even worse!
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So what time last year was this?
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