I was brainstorming some stories this week when I suddenly remembered one involving best buddy Bob, one of the Jedi masters who instructed me in the ways of rock.
It was early 1986, and Bob and I were gearing up for Wrestlemania II: Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy in a cage match! We went to the park and wrestled in the snow. We pretended to be Hogan while one of the snowbanks was King Kong Bundy.
Another kid from the neighborhood showed up, Billy Seabrook. Neither of us liked Billy Seabrook. He wrestled a bit with Bob, who bodyslammed him into a snowbank. Suddenly Seabrook dropped his pants and said “Look at this!” There was a piece of poo in his underpants.
Bob started making fun of him for pooing his pants, and that was when Billy claimed it was just a piece of gum that he saved there.
Bum Gum. I don’t think that’s an actual thing!