We can also be a bunch of smart-asses as well. You see, we don’t tell you how we are, we tell you how we’re not and you have to fill in the gaps. Observe-
How are you?-Not bad
What have you been up to?-Not much
How much was that?-Oh wasn’t cheap
Where is the place?- Oh not far
When are we going?- Not long now
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We can also be a bunch of smart-asses as well. You see, we don’t tell you how we are, we tell you how we’re not and you have to fill in the gaps. Observe-
How are you?-Not bad
What have you been up to?-Not much
How much was that?-Oh wasn’t cheap
Where is the place?- Oh not far
When are we going?- Not long now
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I remember when I was younger hearing the New Years Eve celebrations had happened in Australia and thinking “wtf, it’s morning.”
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Reminds me of a Peanuts strip where Charlie Brown says “Don’t worry about the world ending tomorrow, it’s already tomorrow in Australia”
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One time I spent new years in bonny Glasgow, and phoned home at midnight. It was 7pm at home!
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their world maps are upside down though. https://www.mapworld.com.au/products/australia-upside-down-world-map-in-envelope
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Bloody Aussie’s aye!?
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They keep coming out of the woodwork!
HEY WARDY!
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Time zones. Man, I was messing with the kids one day, telling them that people in Asia and Australia etc live in the future. They didn’t believe me…
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