While attempting to cap my favourite red pen, I jammed it right in the corner of my left thumbnail. It bled for a bit, but do you think I let this interfere with my work? Of course not! I took a call from a customer a few minutes after.
Customer: “Hey Mike, how are you doing?”
Me: “Real good thanks! Well actually, I just stabbed myself with my pen, trying to put the cap on.”
Customer: “Oh man…after all those years of practising with pens.”
I laughed pretty hard!