While attempting to cap my favourite red pen, I jammed it right in the corner of my left thumbnail. It bled for a bit, but do you think I let this interfere with my work? Of course not! I took a call from a customer a few minutes after.
Customer: “Hey Mike, how are you doing?”
Me: “Real good thanks! Well actually, I just stabbed myself with my pen, trying to put the cap on.”
Customer: “Oh man…after all those years of practising with pens.”
I laughed pretty hard!
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I have been waiting for this story to pop up as a Sunday Chuckle. Maybe you need to switch to pens that you push the top button to open and close it. It might save your life.
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Safety first John. Safety first.
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Just found this…Foreigner; Flesh Wound lyrics that go:
Nothin’ but a flesh wound
It tore me apart and I still can’t sleep
I’ve got no choice, I must be strong
Can’t lie here thinkin’ about it all night long
It’s nothin’ but a flesh wound….”
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HAHAH good one. I must be strong indeed.
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What’s that stones tune, under my thumb!
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