Blotto were just too much fun! A variety of rocking styles and amusing lyrics makes Combo Akimbo, their only studio album, a blast to listen to front to back.
Singer Sergeant Blotto takes lead vocals on “Too Much Fun”, a punky vintage Alice Cooper rock and roll romp, powered through a particle accelerator. For track two, guitarist Bowtie Blotto leads. “It’s Only Money” is just pure and simple rock and roll: Kiss with a hint of early Beatles. Broadway Blotto (guitar) takes over lead vocals on “Scream”. It’s a pleasantly New Wave 80s-sounding rock song with a great chorus, aided and abetted by Sarge and Bowtie. “I Quit” (vocals by Broadway) is a perfect rock anthem for those who wanna take this job and shove it. Sassy, fun rock and roll.
The most legendary of the songs is of course “Metal Head”, lead vocals by Sarge. It’s a funny and uncomplicated story of what could happen if you too inadvertently become a metal head. Done in the metal style, Sarge complains that “suddenly there’s an endless void where I used to keep my brain”. It plays on the 80s brain-dead metalhead stereotype, but for a comedy song it works. “Wanna customize my van, and I don’t even own one.” That’s Buck Dharma from Blue Oyster Cult on lead guitar (and in the video). Dig those four (count ‘em!) false endings.
Side two is just as much fun as side one. “It’s Not You” boasts chiming, jangly guitars and catchy everything. Bowtie proclaims that “It’s not you, it’s your family I can’t stand!” It’s just a quick blast of gleeful complaining. “Occupational Hazard” sounds, strangely enough, like an outtake from Peter Criss’ first solo album…if it was the best song on the album. It has that old-timey style that Pete was so good at back then…but better. Then the very New Wave rock-styled “When the Second Feature Starts” is a memento of the old drive-in days. Kissing through the cartoons, fogging up the windows…remember what it was like?
Possibly the most intriguing and entertaining song on the album is closer “Goodbye, Mr. Bond”. From the perspective of the villain who has just captured 007, it’s a brilliant homage to the greatest spy of all time. “We’ve been expecting you, monsieur Bond.” The bad guy invites him to sit and chat before discussing how Bond should die. “This is your last interference. I could shoot you right now, but NO! Hahahaha, there’s a better way!” We all know how it goes from there! “Goodbye, Mr. Bond” is a treat whether you like the super spy or not. The music captures the Bond essence and the lyrics pay tribute to both the good and bad Bond clichés.
What a blast Combo Akimbo is. It’s not an outstanding classic album by any stretch, but it’s fun, doesn’t overstay its welcome, and every song is good. Worth tracking down if only for “Metal Head” and “Goodbye, Mr. Bond”.