“Out of touch, out of reach yeah.” — Joe Elliott
I miss the days of things meaning what they’re supposed to mean. I work with a bunch of people in their 20s and 30s. These people do not speak English the way I do. Two examples:
Them: “So Mike what are you doing tonight? Netflix & chill?”
Me: “Yeah, probably, I have a lot of shows to catch up on.”
Them: “HAHAHAH! You think Netflix & chill means watching Netflix!”
Apparently I have been informed that “Neflix & chill” means “having sex”.
Here’s another.
Me: “Boy am I ever thirsty.”
Them: “HAHAHAH! That means you’re horny!”
All I wanted was a Pepsi dammit!
mikeladano.com 
I am only 30 and I also struggle with a lot of tgis nonsense internet slang
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If you are 30 perhaps you are just a tad too old for this younger generation. Like me!
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Wow, I never noticed until now. The dad in that Suicidal Tendencies video is Jack Nance, who was in a bunch of David Lynch’s stuff. Blue Velvet, Dune, Twin Peaks, Eraserhead, Wild At Heart, Lost Highway, etc. The more you know! Don’t know why he wanted a Pepsi. A cool drink of water is even more refreshing, and it won’t give you diabetes.
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Point A) Yes! Holy cow good spotting. Jack Nance was in this video? Wow! He was hilarious too.
Point B) Also correct. Uncle Meat may say that Pepsi “cuts clean through”, I say water is better for ya.
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Good to know on the Netflix and chill. If I hear that from my daughter, I will now know a young man will die that night.
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We watched Uncle Buck the other day…you remind me of Uncle Buck! With the hatchet he kept in the trunk….
ANYWAY you win the comments!
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That is a scary comparison, but probably pretty accurate.
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If you need me to for police reasons, I can delete all these comments in the future! ;)
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I will let you know when the time comes.
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I am getting old. Never heard those terms before. Ah yes, Suicidal Tendencies, a great way to start Sunday morning.
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Why not right? 2loud2old has taught me that a Sunday Song can be almost anything.
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He’s taught us well.
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Haha, very funny. Some of the phrases of today crack me up.
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Got any more funny/confusing ones?
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I’ll have to think on that.
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I’m for Pepsi too. And not the lite stuff either. Give me sugar version, but these days my intake is probably only 1 or 2 Pepsi’s a month. I work with 20 year old’s too and keep surprising them by actually having a clue when they ask me if I know this or that current artist.
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and I miss John Candy too.
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I’m wondering if I’m hungry has another meaning now too!
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NetFlix and Chill I thought would be smoking dope and eating Doritos!
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Hey u promised to do Use your Illusions reviews after u dig into them again. Still waiting on this and what is your take on the new deluxe versions of Appetite?
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I did Use Your Illusions! Pretty sure I did?
I do not have the deluxe Appetite yet.
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My bad. I was listening to Spagetti incident and found your review and somewhere it said that you’ll be re-reviewing Illusions. I really dig Spagetti Incident.
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What’s wrong with people, man… why can’t Netflix and chill mean Netflix and chill?
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I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it and what’s it is weird and scary to me.
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I also lament the devolution of the English language.
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Amen brother!
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The funniest part is that they said that thirsty means horny, horny itself already being slang anyway. These dang youth these days just keep making new words just so people don’t know what they are saying.
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