“Out of touch, out of reach yeah.” — Joe Elliott
I miss the days of things meaning what they’re supposed to mean. I work with a bunch of people in their 20s and 30s. These people do not speak English the way I do. Two examples:
Them: “So Mike what are you doing tonight? Netflix & chill?”
Me: “Yeah, probably, I have a lot of shows to catch up on.”
Them: “HAHAHAH! You think Netflix & chill means watching Netflix!”
Apparently I have been informed that “Neflix & chill” means “having sex”.
Me: “Boy am I ever thirsty.”
Them: “HAHAHAH! That means you’re horny!”
All I wanted was a Pepsi dammit!