AMERICAN DAD – “Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory” (Episode 5, season 14)
With a title like “Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory” , you should know what to expect automatically. That’s right — this time, American Dad spoofed the Roald Dahl children’s classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and made it totally not for children!
Tommie Tokes (Snoop Dogg) has opened his weed factory to the pubic for the first time! All you (and a guest) have to do is discover a golden blunt wrap, only four in the world! But the C.I.A. want in as well. Director Bullock needs to get his hands on the “Everlasting Edible” in the never-ending war on drugs. Stan Smith is dispatched, the perfect agent for the job. Stan is notoriously anti-drug.
“Why did the pothead cross the road? He doesn’t remember!”
Meanwhile his stoner son-in-law Jeff is down in the dumps because Stan considers him a lazy and stupid pothead. He’d sure like to find one of the golden wraps and take a tour of the fabulous weed factory. Stores are sold out everywhere, and one by one, the news announces the names of the winners. First is “Pube Face”, then Larry the Steely Dan fan, and Angie who smokes before every meal.
Jeff almost lights and smokes his own golden blunt wrap before the family stops him! He is the fourth winner! And the perfect pawn that Stan needs to get inside the factory and steal the Everlasting Edible.
At the gates of the weed factory, Tommie Tokes suddenly appears! It’s basically Snoop Dogg dressed as Gene Wilder, because let’s face it, if you needed someone to play a character named Tommie Tokes, Snoop is already that character in real life. First room on the tour: the edibles! As in the original source material, one by one the winners are eliminated. Pube Face thinks a normal office desk and stapler are edibles, and dies. And like in the source material, little colourful dwarves appear to sing whenever someone dies. It’s the Snoopa Loompas! “Don’t be dumb, and use your eyes, you can’t make weed into office supplies.”
Into the next room, Tommie Tokes unveils a machine that can scan your mind and produce your own personal ideal strain of weed. Angie wants to try it, but Tommie noticed that Stan didn’t eat anything in the edibles room. He orders Stan into the scanner. “If you don’t, I’m gonna think you a Narc.” Not wanting to blow his cover, Stan is scanned. His ideal strain? “C-High-A”. Angie, however, is not so lucky and gets zapped when she rushes in before the scanner is recharged. Finally Larry the Steely Dan fan has his face blown off by Tokes’ insane sound system. Larry, at least, died how he wanted. But Jeff and Stan have wandered off on their own…one of them with ulterior motives!
“Why did I even have this dumb factory tour?” asks Tokes. “I had very little to gain from a business perspective!”
Will Stan steal the Everlasting Edible, or will he get too stoned first?
There was no B-story this time, so not much Roger or anyone else. The best episodes usually involve Roger and his personas. “The Dank Ass Weed Factory” isn’t a top ten or top twenty episode, but Snoop fans or connoisseurs of weed humour need to check it out.
I’ll be watching out for that episode.
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I love Snoops voice.
What channel is this on?
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MUCH. If you can believe it. New episodes air on Monday nights at 10.
Snoop = smoove