My journal is loaded with stuff that didn’t make it into the original Record Store Tales.  Sometimes I’ll let some of this material “squeak” out.  Here’s one!

Date: 2007/08/23 20:51
Title: Farts

I’ve been having the farts something fierce today. But not those juicy, squishy farts. These are the ones that are more whistle-y, flute-like. Which of course are some of the smelliest.

Yes, I journaled that.  Enjoy your Sunday.