Tommy: “Hey guys, how do we sell this farewell tour to our fans?”
Mick: “Let’s call it The End so everybody knows this is the last one.”
Tommy: “Good idea, but that isn’t what I meant. How do we sell it so that they believe it? We don’t want to be accused of doing this for the money, like Ozzy, Kiss and the Who.”
Nikki: “How about…how about we sign contracts stating that we’ll never tour as Motley Crue ever again? We’ll do it publicly; it’ll be great for the tour.”
Vince: “Do I have to sing?”
Motley Crue: “Let’s not just rip the contract up, let’s blow it up. CA-CHING! For the fans!”
Motley Crue will return to the stage (and your credit card statements) with Poison and Def Leppard. Excited? Disappointed? Indifferent? Let us know in the comments.