If you happen to find a 6″ Mandalorian Black Series action figure, snag it — those things are going for crazy money in resale. As of this writing, Amazon.ca is asking $80 for one (ridiculous).
I continued scrolling, looking for a better deal. What I found was…chuckle-worthy.
Mandalorian Handjob by “Harlotte Sometimes” is available to read, but only on Kindle!
“Fapper Oden Zero sets off on his first Galactic adventure. From his home planet in the Gamma System, the young man sees opportunity; Coruscant and the Core Worlds promise riches for the quick and the clever when the Republic finally falls. Oden signs on with a freighter. One last night of freedom tempts him. ‘Who is that innocent, sexy, seductive blonde?’ he asks. ‘Did she really just wink at me?'”
It turns out that Harlotte Sometimes is a prolific author with 16 titles under their belt. These include Bachelor in Space and Hard For Hillary.
I’ve only dipped a toe into reading fan fiction, and never the naughty kind. Maybe I’m missing out. For those with a pantsuit fetish, I recommend Hard For Hillary. If you’re more into tall, dark, and heavily armoured, maybe Mandalorian Handjob is for you!